Hostel Lazy Crab

Ometepe Island · Nicaragua

Hostel Lazy Crab

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41% SHIT
Medium confidence 179 reviews
No bed bug reports in 179 analyzed reviews
No incentivized-review patterns detected in 179 analyzed reviews

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Drip perks

🚲 Bicycle Hire

Facilities

🍳 COOKER 👕 Laundry 💻 Coworking Space 🅿️ Parking 🍹 Rooftop Bar 🔥 BBQ 🅿️ Free Parking 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🌿 Garden 🌆 Rooftop 🍺 Bar 🍳 Breakfast
Other facilities (37)
Bicycle Parking Adaptors Jobs Board Airport Transfers Luggage Storage Tours/Travel Desk Currency Exchange Housekeeping Reception (Limited Hours) Wake-up Calls Internet Access Book Exchange Board Games Pool Table Wi-Fi Restaurant Meals Available Tea & Coffee Making Facilities Filtered Water Dispenser Minibar Linen Included Ceiling Fan Towels Not Included Charging Plugs Security Lockers Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Common Room Games Room Lounge Room Social Balcony Free WiFi Free Internet Access Free Security Lockers Free Luggage Storage Panoramic Views Massage

Prices

Dorms $10 / night
Privates $10 / night

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Worst reviews

Germany FEMALE 31-40 May 7, 2025 2.0/10

Für das Geld bekommt man fast überall mehr auf der Insel! Ich habe mich in dem Hostel nicht wohl gefühlt....es war nicht sauber, alles etwas alt....alte Flecken auf der Bettwäsche, Kerzenwachs o.Ä. auf der Bettwäsche. Tote größere Insekten in der Duschkabine, große Spinne im Zimmer....und um 5:30 morgens war die Küche abgeschlossen, sodass man nicht an seine Sachen bei Abreise kam... Insgesamt auch alles chaotisch/unorganisiert: Shuttle 30min zum spät, Bett nicht bezogen bei Ankunft...

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For the money you get almost everywhere on the Island more! I didn't feel comfortable in that Hostel....it wasn't clean, everything was a bit alt....alt Flecken on the Bed linen, Kerzenwachs etc. on the Bed linen.Tot bigger insects in the Duschkabine, big Spider in the Zimmer....and at 5:30am the kitchen was locked, so you couldn't get your things at Departure...Overall also everything was chaotic/unorganized: Shuttle 30min to late, Bed not taken at Arrival etc.

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Germany FEMALE 31-40 Mar 5, 2025 2.0/10

This was the dirtiest Hostel I’ve stayed in in two months Central America. The rooms were dark and musty. The bed sheets were stained. There were spiders and cockroaches in the dorm. Scooter rental was good.

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England MALE 31-40 Aug 25, 2024 2.0/10

Waited 20mins for someone to turn up to check in. Private room en-suite was dirty. Ants nest in shower. Holes in mosquito net meant all the mosquitoes and bugs got into the room. Had to leave at 5:15am to catch the bus, all the gates were padlocked, no way of getting out - had to jump out of an 8ft high window!

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England MALE 31-40 Apr 23, 2024 2.0/10

Don’t ruin your Ometepe experience by staying here. Unauthentic staff who charge you more for a scooter than next door for no reason, smelly rooms, crappy showers and no vibe what so ever. This was my 3rd hostel on the island and the only bad one. So many better options than this one

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Netherlands FEMALE 25-30 Feb 22, 2024 2.0/10

Echt verschrikkelijk hostel. Het is een bouwput met maar paar bedden. Niks is af gewerkt. En wat wel af is, is echt slecht afgewerkt. In de dorm hangen 2 waaiers, maar deze bereiken niet alle boven bedden. Het is slecht geventileerd in de dorm. Hangt geen sfeer in het hostel. Enige positieve is dat het ontbijt wel lekker was.

Translated to English

It's a building with only a few beds. Nothing is finished. And what is finished is really badly finished. In the dorm there are 2 winders hanging, but they don't reach all the beds. It's badly ventilated in the dorm. There's no atmosphere in the hostel. The only positive is that the breakfast was delicious.

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Sweden COUPLE 25-30 Jan 22, 2024 2.0/10

This place had potential, but didn't really go all the way. The rooms were warm, uncozy, and no place you wanted to spend more time than necessary. Same goes for the hangout area unfortunately. There were plenty of tables, but no comfy ones where you could really chill. They paint the place beautifully, but it's still very uncozy and garage-like. The kitchen was super dirty and badly equipped, but it offered free coffee and breakfast (if booked), which was nice. Staff though – lovely and helpf...

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England COUPLE 31-40 Dec 22, 2023 2.0/10

Booked for over the Christmas period and regretted it. We changed room once and left a day early even after paying for the full stay. The room was dirty and not cleaned. We had resident creatures in the room and geckos living in the ceiling and pooing everywhere. Awfully hot room with inadequate curtains. The staff were very friendly and helpful when needed when multiple problems arose. Not worth the money we were charged.

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England FEMALE 18-24 Apr 26, 2023 2.0/10

Didn’t get to stay in the room we booked and staff were really unhelpful. Rooms were hot as hell didn’t get any sleep

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England MALE 18-24 Apr 15, 2023 2.0/10

The hostel was dirty with ants all over the dorm bathroom, loud music played through the night from next door and the dorm door doesn’t close so mosquitos easily get into the room and money was stolen from my bag that was next to my pillow whilst I was asleep,

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Netherlands FEMALE 18-24 Jan 25, 2023 2.0/10

Personeel kon amper Engels, hygiëne was heel laag.

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Recent reviews

Canada COUPLE 25-30 Apr 5, 2026 Atm 80%

So incredibly hot in some of the rooms. But they will look after you if you’re nice to them!

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USA MALE Apr 2, 2026 Atm 100%

My second time here. The open air 3-level atmosphere is simply splendid. Every morning on the top deck is a blessing and bird-lovers paradise with views of the lake and Volcàn Maderas. Staff are super friendly and accomodating. Prices are quite reasonable, breakfast delicious/affordable and endless interesting and fun guest interactions. Be a lazy crab for a day, a week, or however much time you can spare!

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Germany FEMALE 25-30 Mar 10, 2026 Atm 100%

Very nice hostel with nice and helpful staff! :)

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England FEMALE 18-24 Mar 2, 2026 Atm 60%

Overall weird vibe, my room was really dirty and there was lots of shouting by men throughout the evening/night. Okay for one night but didn’t feel the safest

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Netherlands FEMALE 31-40 Feb 25, 2026 Atm 80%

Gezellig hostel en goede sfeer, personeel is ook super behulpzaam. Enige minpunten zijn de ietwat vieze keuken met veel te weinig pannen voor de grootte van het hostel en de zeer lage waterdruk. Verder prima kamer!

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The hostel is very friendly and the staff is very helpful, the only points are the somewhat dirty kitchen with far too few pans for the size of the hostel and the very low water pressure.

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Italy MALE 18-24 Feb 19, 2026 Atm 80%

The place was very nice and you can also rent scooter there. The dorm was alright. Maybe the kitchen had a lack of equipment, since there were only 3 pots and 2 pans.

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England FEMALE 25-30 Feb 16, 2026 Atm 40%

bit of a musty smell in the rooms. volunteers were helpful and friendly, we asked a staff member for an extra fan which he gave us. not social, but good for a night or two. location is okay but u deffo need to hire a scooter/atv to get around. the free breakfast was nice.

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England MALE 31-40 Jan 27, 2026 Atm 60%

decent hostel located in Balgue. the hostel itself is nicely designed with lots of hammocks and places to chill out. unfortunately when I was there it was very quiet and unsociable. the dorm was cramped and hot and uncomfortable. facilites are good - okay shower, decent kitchen. you can rent motos from the hostel which is handy. staff and volunteers were helpful. overall it was a good stay but nothing special

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England ALLFEMALEGROUP 25-30 Jan 25, 2026 Atm 60%

really chill hostel. wasn't too social when we were there but there were 3 of us so was nice to chill out in the hammocks and play pool. yoga mats you can borrow too. staff really nice and the guys renting bikes were really good and thorough at checking you can ride, taking you out for a test. some really places to eat nearby too. good value for money :)

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Germany FEMALE 18-24 Jan 21, 2026 Atm 100%

Absolutely loved this place

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Germany MALE 18-24 Jan 14, 2026 Atm 80%

very chill and card payment accepted. i enjoyed my stay

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Switzerland MALE 25-30 Jan 10, 2026 Atm 40%

Schlechteste Hotel auf unser ganzen Reise. Das Bett hat gestunken, Zimmer war dreckig. Würde ich niemanden empfehlen

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The hotel was the worst hotel on our entire trip, the bed was stinking, the room was dirty, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

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USA MALE 18-24 Jan 6, 2026 Atm 40%

Not a fan at all. Showers freezing cold (it’s a LATAM thing but this was frigid cold water, other hostels across Nica are at least lukewarm/room temp). Volunteers were aloof and rude imo (all my door-mates agreed they seem bothered when you had a question to ask). Vibe was rather dead, and the facilities didn’t make up for it. Go to El Pital for nicer amenities or Raindance for better vibe. I thought this place would be the happy medium between those other two places, and it wasn’t.

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Canada FEMALE 25-30 Dec 16, 2025 Atm 60%

Very chill hostel. Pretty clean place. See the odd bug crawling around but nothing major. If you can’t handle roosters crowing at 4:30am onwards, dogs barking and birds chirping, probably isn’t for you. Very reasonable and good breakfast options offered.

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Slovenia MALE 25-30 Nov 23, 2025 Atm 80%

Cool hostel in a great spot to go around Ometepe. Covered motorbike parking lot, large shared spaces, free pool table. Kitchen could be equipped a bit better

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Ireland FEMALE 25-30 Nov 20, 2025 Atm 100%

Everything great here. Chill, social, and relaxed backpackers hostel. Room was good, with individual fans so not too hot. Breakfast available for $3.50 and they have a kitchen (fridge needs to be updated/doesn’t work). You can rent motorbikes, book taxi’s or grab the public bus. You have access to the small town of Balgue with restaurants and grocery stores nearby. Shout out to the volunteers, especially Liberty, Jade and Kristen.

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USA FEMALE 18-24 Nov 20, 2025 Atm 40%

The overall vibe of this place is cool but this wasn’t a good stay. All through the night the neighbors dogs barked and rooster began to crow at 11 pm and never stopped. The volunteers here were constantly so loud and yelling, they did turn off their music when we requested at 10:30 (quiet hours start AT 10…) but even in the morning they were just loud and annoying asf. Bugs everywhere and it smelled like wet worms iykyk. The owners were sweet and cool but wouldn’t recommend this place

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Italy COUPLE 25-30 Nov 16, 2025 Atm 100%

Todo super bien!

Translated to English

Everything is super well!

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Canada FEMALE 25-30 Nov 12, 2025 Atm 80%

Lazy Crab is a super fun and chill hostel, with great art all over the place and I even had the chance to paint a mural! Ryder, Anibal and Dori and amazing people who are willing to help you with anything! You can rent a scooter over there for a better price than in Moyogalpa, so it's worth it. Thank you for the beautiful stay! 😊

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France MALE 25-30 Nov 8, 2025 Atm 100%

Really enjoy our stay at Lazy Crab. It is a very beautiful and calm place and the personnel was so nice with us. 100% recommand