Hotel Heinzelmaennchen

Cologne · Germany

Hotel Heinzelmaennchen

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21% SHIT
Medium confidence 56 reviews

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Internet Access Linen Included Towels Included Free WiFi

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Privates $83 / night

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Recent reviews

Netherlands MALE Jan 11, 2026 Atm 20%

Geen goed internet Je kon niet douchen hing telaag Kon als ik in de douche stond op de douchekop kijken Douche gordijn werkte niet Vloerhierdoor spekglad Ook voordeur stond open

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France COUPLE 25-30 Nov 30, 2025 Atm 60%

La chambre privée pour deux avec salle de bain est mignonne et efficace, il y avait l’essentiel. Accès automatique et très facile à l’auberge et à la chambre. En revanche, ne venez pas si vous cherchez l’ambiance d’une auberge de jeunesse.

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England MALE 31-40 Aug 12, 2025 Atm 20%

Does the job for one night. No aircon in the room so it was HOT. Didn't see any staff, but information was communicated clearly. Shower in the room without a curtain was interesting. Clean room.

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USA MALE 25-30 Aug 1, 2025 Atm 60%

good value for price

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Italy MIXEDGROUP 25-30 Jul 19, 2025 Atm 80%

WiFi wasn't working.

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USA FEMALE 31-40 Jul 15, 2025 Atm 100%

Owner was nice, place is nifty, location is great. The toilet, however, was awkward to use given its placement in the bathroom. Would stay again

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Paraguay MALE 25-30 Jun 7, 2025 Atm 80%

Regulär. Es gab keinen festen Seife zum Duschen.

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Spain FEMALE 25-30 Apr 30, 2025 Atm 60%

Hotel with no stuff but an easy auto check-in system. Positive: Room was clean, hot water would take a while but it worked, well located. Even if it was hot (30ºC) outside, room temperature was nice (I was in the 3rd floor). Negative: Wifi did not work well at all, no haie dryer, no shampoo or showel gel (just hand soap). Not well isolated, I had some noise from cars in the street, and people coming from the hotel corridors and stairs, but nothing excessive.

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Hong Kong China FEMALE Jan 12, 2025 Atm 20%

Long stairs to climb up to 1st floor, terribly quiet and cold, horrible atmosphere

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USA MALE Jan 4, 2025 Atm 60%

Non-staffed entrance OK, but better directions on night door lock would have lowered stress / need to call for guidance. Inconsistent hot water in early morning shower may provide an enhanced “wake up”. Basic clean room, good location and fair price.

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USA FEMALE 18-24 Nov 8, 2024 Atm 40%

Great location. Very straightforward, no-contact check-in. Not social in any way. Simple clean room with basics: sink, shower, bed. For some reason my shower had no shower curtain and was right next to my bed, so the floor and foot of the bed got a little wet. Shared bathroom is clean and maintained.

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Mexico MALE 25-30 Nov 1, 2024 Atm 100%

This is the first time I've had a fully contactless hotel experience. The security code was emailed to me and using it to get the keys was super easy, and checkout is as simple as leaving the keys in the room. Room and hallways were clean. The towels provided were clean but smelled quite a bit of chlorine.

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USA MALE 25-30 Sep 27, 2024 Atm 100%

The room was very nice and clean. It was nice for a one bedroom. It had a private bathroom and it even had a balcony. Email was received in order to get the key through a mailbox.

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USA FEMALE Sep 19, 2024 Atm 80%

Great location on the end of a busy downtown district. Easy check in. They responded quickly to an issue and the message I sent.

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Canada MALE 25-30 Sep 8, 2024 Atm 20%

Convenient and well located just off the busy areas, but lacking any type of atmosphere, minimal amenities and basically empty pillowcase

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USA FEMALE 18-24 Jul 31, 2024 Atm 100%

This was one of the cutest & cleanest hotels I stayed in throughout all my travels through Germany. The staff cleaned our room even though we requested that they didn't & they rearranged some of our stuff & threw away our food without permission so that was slightly annoying but other than that, the value was great.

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Germany FEMALE 31-40 Jul 18, 2024 Atm 80%

The room was small but clean. The hotel is close to the city centre which I liked. I felt very safe there and would book again. The only deficit was the lack of air conditioning so I had to sleep by the open window and the street outside was very loud. I personally don't mind city noises very much but for people that are noise sensitive it might be a problem.

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Brazil MALE 31-40 Jul 12, 2024 Atm 40%

There was no warm water in the first day.

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Venezuela MALE Jul 5, 2024 Atm 60%

Everything was clean. The place was a bit noisy. The window didn't have good noise isolation from the street. But the location was good since you can reach the most important sightseeing easily.

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USA MALE 31-40 Jun 28, 2024 Atm 20%

No staff. No luggage storage. Room was on 5th floor at the top and had to carry all my luggage. Shower stopped working. Room was extremely hot and muggy. Extremely small. Helpful keeping my medication in the fridge.

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