We Hate F Tourists

Schönes Hostel in unsicherer Gegend

Gorgeous hostel! Super nicely set up and comfortable yet still very social. It was also nice to work with a view. The only negative is the location because it is a 25-35 minute walk to the tourist part of Lisbon

I really recommend this hostel!! The place is clean the staff make you feel so at home and the views are insane. This is my first time solo travelling and I felt so safe and comfortable here, the staff really are very good at naturally bringing groups together and everyone here was very friendly. The beds are comfy and to me it’s a perfect mix of sociable but not party party! I also really liked the location as I could make my way easily outside of the city but also walk to most tourist areas!

great stay with the most welcoming and helpful staff, very clean (rooms are cleaned every day)

Un ambiente hermoso! Muy amables y súper limpio, muy buena ubicación también. volvería sin dudas :)

Great hostel! Overall the attention was great, the facilities super cute, the room pretty basic (beds were not the most comfortable thing). Amazing price-quality ratio, tho, would come back if I needed something cheap and good.

Le staff est très sympa mais il y a un sérieux problème avec le bruit. J'étais au 0. On entend la terrasse et musique en dessous. Les douches à côté. Les vibrations des gens qui marchent au dessus et dans le couloir qui font trembler le lit. La porte d'entrée qui claque et tous les gens qui rentrent et sortent. C'est légèrement abusé tout ce bruit, très difficile de dormir. Ps: la douche des filles est bouchée . Les points positifs sont l'accueil, la propreté et les p'tits mots.

WOW! What an experience. We were welcomed with tea and cake on arrival while checking in, which was such a lovely touch. The receptionist was so friendly, explained all the weekly events, and gave us a full tour. The rooms were clean and comfortable, with cosy beds and curtains for privacy. Free tea and coffee 24/7 was great. Staff were welcoming, bathrooms very clean, and the bar crawl was amazing value and so fun. Great central location too! 10/10 one of best hostels I have stayed in!

Super séjour dans cet hostel, activités tous les soirs, bonne ambiance ! Juste petit bémol il n’y avait pas d’eau chaude dans notre dortoir

This hostel is super chill and comfortable with an amazing view of the city. The staff is welcoming and helpful from arrival until check out, and help make your trip special. The location is in a quieter neighborhood, so no loud noises at night, and there are many places to relax, work, and meet other travelers in the hostel. The only downside for me was that the kitchen fridge is very small, if you want to store chilled food. Overall, it was a great time and I would definitely come back.

Lovely staff, fun social events, comfy beds, clean

I had an amazing trip here! The activities the hostel offers are very social and lots of fun. Everything is very clean and the location is very nice. What makes the trip is definitely the staff, they are so friendly and accommodating and they really make you feel at home. Absolutely loved them and my stay here :)

If you value silence then this is a good place to stay. Most of the staff is amazing, just one very rude lady from Turky, I had just arrived doing the chick in and she called me orphan, shuch a rude girl.

The hostel has a warm and welcoming atmosphere, and the activities were genuinely enjoyable. The staff are friendly, helpful, and always smiling, especially Demet and the owner, Tatiana. They made me feel at home from the very beginning. I had a wonderful stay and spent some truly lovely days there.

I loved the place. Highly reccomended. Thanks for all, specially to the staff, the best Sangria ever!!

I rented a towel for €7 and it had makeup on it, the towel was also tiny. When I got into bed I saw there was makeup on my bedding. The next morning, as it was late when I got into bed I complained when checking out. Staff seemed unbothered, asked to see a photo which I showed them, nothing came of this? The bathroom in the 6 bed female dorm room was dirty, with so much stagnant water on the floor

I love this hostel, the staff are just the best. They all know your name and make you feel so welcome! The vibes are also fab. Super social but also not massive party vibes so you can just hangout and giggle. But they also have pub crawl events etc. I also love both common areas feels both super modern and cosy. Thank you to all the staff! My fave hostel yet 💕

The property meets all basic needs and the building is quite nice. I really liked the 2 common areas being able to have a more quite time for work in the mornings. The hosts are amazing, genuinely would stay longer just for their hospitality. I would definitely consider coming back

First time here, i had an absolutely fantastic time there. Excellent set up, tatianna and the staff were great and work really hard to make it a great place. Would definately recommend and come again.

WOW! We Hate F Tourists was a wonderful place to stay. The kind staff, social atmosphere, location, beautiful rooftop view and free coffee every day were really nice. I highly recommend staying here to anyone. The only thing I would change is the price of the towel rental and soap, which was a bit expensive.