The Greenwich Pensioner

London · England

The Greenwich Pensioner

HostelPunk Score
50% SHIT
Low confidence 8 reviews

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Facilities

🍳 Kitchen 👕 Laundry 💻 Coworking Space 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🍺 Bar ☕ Café 🍳 Breakfast
Other facilities (20)
Internet Access Wi-Fi Restaurant Meals Available Tea & Coffee Making Facilities Linen Included Towels Included Reading Light Hair Dryers Charging Plugs Express Check-in / Out Free WiFi Free Internet Access Housekeeping Reception (Limited Hours) Room Service (Limited Hours) Carbon Monoxide Detector CCTV in Common Areas Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector

Prices

Privates $143 / night

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Recent reviews

USA FEMALE 31-40 Dec 12, 2025 Atm 20%

It did not feel clean, the bed sheets, bathroom, room floor. There were holes so i was worries that a bug/cockroach might appear all of a sudden. i ordered dinner at the restaurant one of the nights and thw food tasted like it was burnt. The staff at the bar who was a woman was nice, but that was the only good thing about this place.I was ready to get out of there. This place is not worth the money. Way too overpriced and the location is far from everything. Never staying here again.

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England MALE 25-30 Sep 29, 2025 Atm 60%

Perfect location if you need to stay over after something at the 02: it's a converted pub with upstairs accommodation of several rooms. Staff are friendly, and I thought the room was well-priced. Towels and linen provided, and I appreciated the kitchenette in the same room. My main bugbear is the cleanliness of the sheets. The bottom sheet was covered in someone else's hair, which I had to sweep off and found very gross. I also think the doors could do with a chute bolt for extra security

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Germany MALE Dec 26, 2024 Atm 40%

Desolater Zustand des Zimmers und der Einrichtung, z. B. - Toilettenspülung nicht funktionsfähig - große (Wasser-?)Flecken an den Wänden - untere Scharniere an den Schranktüren fehlten, dadurch ließen sich alle Schubfächer nicht ausziehen - Stöpsel in Küchenspüle undicht - Schalter an Steckdose für Mikrowelle defekt Nur ein Schlüssel für 3 Personen Nur 2 Handtücher für 3 Personen Geschirrspüle, aber kein Geschirrspülmittel und -handtuch Zimmergröße für 3 Personen ung...

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Ethiopia MALE Dec 23, 2024 Atm 100%

They are very friendly and helpful kind people I enjoy every single moment with also fair price The Greenwich pension .

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Israel MALE 25-30 May 16, 2024 Atm 60%

I called you a thousand times and you didn't answer. I was at the desk for check out from 9:00am to 12am. I just left my key for room number 3 at the guard response door in the front of the hotel.

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Germany ALLFEMALEGROUP 18-24 May 6, 2024 Atm 100%

The Owners of the Hostel were incredibly nice and welcoming. The downstairs pub and Restaurant was just darling and provided over all a nice stay in London. It was just Great :).

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Portugal COUPLE 18-24 Feb 20, 2024 Atm 100%

The hosts were really nice, the location was really convenient and it was great to have a private bathroom and some sort of cooking area. I stayed with my partner in the double bedroom En-Suite with a kitchenette. There are pans and pots, but nowhere to use them... but there's a microwave and a sink, which was very helpful, and the sink has cold to boiling hot water. We entered through the pub, and the entry area to the bedrooms was disgusting, but the bedroom itself was a lot better, tho dirty

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England MALE 18-24 Feb 7, 2024 Atm 100%

Absolutely brilliant stay! Stayed here recently for a concert in London. Was very easy to get to the hotel, we parked in a private car park and got a train 2 stops to the hotel.

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