Happy Land Hotel

+ Üst katta mutfakta çalışan abi çok benimle ilgilendi bir ondan memnun kaldım

- Gittiğim gün benim rezervasyonun tam olduğunu söylediler Ben kendi odamı istedim diye benim zıtıma gittiler halbuki ben özel bir olay ağırlamıştım kendime ona göre para vermiştim maalesef en kötü odada kaldım ondan dolayı kimseye tavsiye etmiyorum bilginiz olsun

+ Berbattı

- Banyosu yoktu var yazıyor.ama yoktu bir klozet ve duş başlığı var ve bunlar yanyana banyo etmek imkansız ve ve kapılarda kilit yok

+ Dachterrase sehr schön. Man trifft viele Leute aus der ganzen Welt. Wer lebensmüde ist und Stromschläge mag wird es hier lieben.

- In meinem Zimmer hat nur das Licht im Bad funktioniert. Alle anderen Lichter, sowie der Deckenventilator waren kaputt. Im dunkeln habe ich nachts an einer offenen Leitung einen Schlag bekommen. Als ich 40min nach der Checkin Zeit ankam wurde mir gesagt mein Zimmer brauche noch 20 Minuten, dann wird mir Bescheid gegeben. Habe zwei Stunden auf dem Dach verbracht bevor ich selber zur Rezeption bin um meine Schlüssel zu kriegen.

+ nothing, maybe the tiny omelette as breakfast

- the rat in the room, the ball of hair in the bathroom, the shower full of hair and clogged with god knows what, and the towels.. one with blood stains and another with suspicious brown stains xD..

+ Bad staff

- They didn't give me my room and i stayed all day at the street

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- First of all, animal abuse. The hostel has a puppy and a staff member was pulling him by the tail from under a chair and kicking him. My bed fell apart. Had to sleep with my friend in the other single bed. Reception's response: we will take a look. Nobody took a look or did anything. The place is filthy. Wifi non existent. I am expecting a comment saying that I am a spoiled tourist, but if you market yourself as a hostel, I expect at least a bed I can sleep in ;)

- 床铺很小，只要一动会发出特别大的声音。 早餐很差，只有鲜榨果汁和煎蛋可以吃。

+ Местоположение

- Все было крайне не приятно.

+ Çalışanlar dışında temizlik ve konfor çok köyü idi . Çalışanlar için bir gecelik katlandıgımız bir otel idi resepsiyondaki Ahmet çok güler yüzlü yardımsever idi bizim için balon turu ayarladı. Banyo ve tuvaletler çok pis idi yerlerde saçlar vardı otel çok eski idi

+ Breakfast has an egg!very good That’s all!

- I have to say I travel more than 20 countries! It was the worst experience I had! The toilet and the bathroom is terrible!（not like their pics here!! Am I a prisoner in a jail? I can’t understand why it has a high rate in booking! And the room is really dark! (One of the light is broken) The fan is also broken (no AC) And only one plug in the room I promise I book two nights and when I get inside I started to look for a new hotel!(no matter I already pay for 2nights) If you still wanna try,do it and feel it! 我這輩子沒住過這麼差的旅館 訂了兩晚，我當下就想走人 廁所跟浴室併在一起濕答答髒兮兮 開門還會碰到人的大小怎麼洗澡？ 照片是所有空間喔 早餐除了有一顆現煎的蛋 其他也是能吃而已不用求美味 免費我都不願意再去住 但無奈其他人評論很好 我就傻傻地訂了 抱歉，或許是我太嬌貴 這樣的環境無法 房間昏暗 除了床空無一物,插座還只有一個 勸告各位中文使用者（臺灣人或中國人 慘我一個人就好

+ House is very nice and clean

+ 满意的是员工服务，位置也算可以，门面比较醒目容易找到

- 卫生间和洗漱间太小了

+ The rooms were so comfortable, clean and offered all necessary services. Breakfast was good too. Located in very central area. Host is so helpful. They offered good rooftop to relax.

+ Эконом хостел. Без запросов люкса. Бельё чистое, туалет смывает, душ есть, Wi-Fi слабый но есть(в номере). Шумновато- но это центр города и всё под боком. На крыше столовая(обед 200ф). До всех достопримечательностей такси около 100-120ф.

- Хотелось бы чайник в номер или хотя бы на коридор. Окно в общий колодец и слышимость соседей высокая. Кондиционер надо чистить (спасались вентилятором) -зимой нормально, но летом без кондея не выжить, там будет душно.

+ A great place to stay with perfect location, a friendly and helpful host, who allowed me very early check in. The breakfast was the best I had in Egypt, I loved it! The common area on the last floor is a nice place to chill and meet other travelers. Highly recommended!

+ Thanks to the “Boss” and crew for holding my head together. The clinic already got. $700 out of me I might give them some more but not $3000 euros that thief and insurance fraud. Later guys. Thanks

+ Το πρωινό είναι πολύ εντάξει και το παιδί που τα φτιάχνει πολύ εξυπηρετικός και πρόσχαρος.

- Ιδανικό μόνο για διαμονή μιας νύχτας. Καθόλου φωτεινό και σε κακή κατάσταση τα δωμάτια. Ιδιαιτέρα το μπάνιο δεν είχε σαπούνι ούτε για τα χέρια. Μηδενική ηχομόνωση και με αρκετή φασαρία. Επιπλέον μόλις φτάσαμε ενημερωθήκαμε ότι δεν μπορούμε να πληρώσουμε με κάρτα(ούτε μέσω booking) γιατί τους είχαν μπλοκάρει. Το pos ήταν χαλασμένο και θα φτιαχνόταν ένα μήνα μετά όπως μας είπαν. Δεν είχαμε ενημερωθεί εγκαίρως γι αυτό, με αποτέλεσμα να υπάρχει άβολο κλίμα και ανασφάλεια. Το απόγευμα της επόμενης μέρας κιόλας το pos είχε φτιαχτεί, ζητώντας μας έξτρα προμήθεια 2%, η οποία ύστερα από δική μας παρέμβαση δεν κρατήθηκε.

+ Einfaches kleines Hotel. Alles da war auch bei 35 Grad drausen ohne Aircon angenehm kühl im Raum. Läden und Snacks bzw Restaurant in der Umgebung, 15 min von Trainstation zu Fuß

- Bett könnte weicher sein aber für paar Tage ging's

+ Great staff and tasty breakfast

+ バスタブ付きの部屋に泊まりました。 部屋は床以外は非常に清潔でした。特に110号室は部屋の装飾やバスルームがきれいで、ずっと住めるなと思うほどでした。 お風呂はふんだんにお湯が出て、バスタブの長さや深さもちょうど良く最高です。水栓がないので、オレンジの皮を丸く切ってビニールで巻いて作りました。 そして、毎朝の朝ごはんはとてもおいしくて、野菜とチーズをたっぷり食べることができるので、滞在中は身体の調子も良かったです。 王家の谷ツアーはとてもお得で、王家の墓のフリータイムでは、チケットに付属する3つのお墓以外にも周れるくらいは時間があるのでおすすめです。

- 床のカーペットをゴム製などの掃除しやすいものに取り替えるか、カーペット自体を無くしたほうがいいと思います。床が裸足で歩けたら完璧。

+ 位置很好，附近就是尼罗河。

- 在一个小巷子里，晚上有很多摩托炸街，还有各种特别吵的声音，一直到凌晨三点

+ In short: clean room, friendly staff, most speak English, nightly check-in was possible, delicious breakfast included, dinner meals also delicious and way cheaper than most restaurants - we were happy guests We (a young german couple) stayed at the Happy Land Hotel for about a week in March 2026 and had a wounderful stay. Our room 121 had a double bed and private bathroom. It was clean, the facilities worked to our satisfaction and for warm water no long waiting was needed. There was no wardrobe but a chair and a nightstand. The windows could be shut completely, just blinds or an insect screen. Our highlight in terms of the hotel itself definitely was the rooftop which you get free unlimited access to. We had chill evenings in cozy lighting. There you can also meet other guests - it honestly feelt like a livingroom. While the room was great, the staff and food was the true highlight of our stay. It started off with us being able to check-in in the middle of the night (due to our flight) and the iconic car of our hotel-organised taxi pick up. We recommend you to never miss the breakfast from 7am-10am (unlike we did our first morning) because with it you'll get just the right start of the day. During our stay the buffet usually consisted of fluffy pita-bread(?), cucumber, tomato, a feta-like cheese that melts in your mouth, some kind of cooked eggplant-tomato-mix, potatos and a dip made of beans. Also be prepared to be offered an omelette by the cook. He is one of few staff members that doesn't really speak English but in the evening (roughly after 8pm) you shouldn't hesitate to ask him for a meal. The Menu is displayed at nearly every table. In addition you can get free tea and coffe at nearly every time on the rooftop. The taxi pick-up and meals are paid at checkout - we paid less than 6 EUR for 2 persons per evening-meal. In conclusion we were very happy guest at Happy Land Hotel and would definitely recommend to stay here!

+ The staff including the owner were very polite and the check in was easy. It's close to the main road leading down to the Luxor temple.

- The cleanliness was very, very poor. The bathroom and tub were scruffy and unkept. It was dilapidated and the shower rail was held together with tape. It really was a dire, squalid shambles of a room. More effort could have been made with regards to cleaning the place and making it presentable. There was no soap in the bathroom so I had to buy my own which i shouldn't have had to do really.