PubLove @ The Exmouth Arms, Euston

London · England

PubLove @ The Exmouth Arms, Euston

Punk Score
24% SHIT
Medium confidence 193 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Suspicious-review evidence ≈61 possibly bought

≈61 possibly bought · 612 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 612 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 5.12. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 163 words 20%

    I don’t usually leave reviews but this hostel was just an awful and very uncomfortable experience. They blatantly bribe people into leaving fake positive online reviews by giving them free coffees. Encouraging them to lie about how the hostel really is. So you can’t really trust any positive reviews of this hostel. - It was full of a lot of weird older men / presumably homeless. - The shower was cold. - The room was so hot and you could only crack the window slightly to cool it down. So they had a fan just blowing hot air around. - You have to carry you heavy suitcase up and down two very narrow and awkward double sets of stairs. There is no elevator. - The rooms are super small, tight and awkward move around in with luggage and other people in the room. - There is no common area. The pub is literally the only place to chill outside of the dorm rooms.

    New Zealand
  2. Confirmed paid 67 words 50%

    the staff was nice and helpful the beds don't have privacy screens or curtains, as advertised on their website (not here, though: the pictures on booking reflect the actual situation). The lockers are rather small. One of the toilets was out of order. Probably need to clean more often. Also, they offer free coffee for good reviews, so keep this in mind when you read the reviews.

    United Kingdom
  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent

    India MALE 31-40
  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Yes

    United Kingdom
  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfect

    United Kingdom
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    United Kingdom
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Nn

    Saudi Arabia
  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    NICE

  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    great!

  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    とてもよかったです!

  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent

  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

    United Kingdom
  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    United Kingdom
  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Lovely

  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Lovely

  17. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    位置相當便利

  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Boa

  19. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Customer service

    United Kingdom
  20. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    家酒吧還不錯 服務員熱心熱情

  21. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    All good

    United Kingdom
  22. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Good experience

  23. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    Nice place

  24. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    ベッドもふかふかでとても過ごしやすい場所でした! ホストの方は優しい方でした!

  25. Suspiciously short 2 words 100%

    good hostel!

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Facilities

👕 Laundry 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🍺 Bar
Other facilities (26)
Adaptors Luggage Storage 24 Hour Reception Tours/Travel Desk Housekeeping Restaurant Linen Included Hair Dryers Ceiling Fan Towels Not Included Security Lockers Key Card Access 24 Hour Security CCTV in Common Areas Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector Hot Showers Free WiFi Free Security Lockers Free Luggage Storage Board Games Wi-Fi Late Check-out Flexible NRR

Prices

Dorms $30 / night
Privates $270 / night

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