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Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam

Amsterdam · Netherlands

Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam

Punk Score
10% GODAWFUL
High confidence 19,063 reviews
≈170 possibly bought
Seriously don't stay here please
Suspicious-review evidence ≈170 possibly bought

≈170 possibly bought · 4087 top-rated reviews scanned

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We compare every 5★ review's word count against the global distribution. Hostels where unusually many top-rated reviews are suspiciously short — way under the typical length — start to look like the staff (or a boost-my-listing service) is padding the score with throwaway praise.

The detector flags reviews that are both top-rated and below a length threshold, then estimates how many of them statistically shouldn't exist. For this hostel we scanned 4087 top-rated reviews and 0% were suspiciously short.

Length z-score: 5.49. A z-score measures how far this hostel's distribution of 5★ review lengths sits from the global average, in standard deviations. 0 = perfectly typical. 1–2 = slightly unusual but within normal noise. 3–5 = strongly anomalous. Anything 10+ means the pattern is so far from the global norm that it's effectively impossible to get there organically.

This is a heuristic, not a verdict — it surfaces hostels worth a second look, not proof of fraud. Read the actual reviews below and judge for yourself.

  1. Confirmed paid 66 words 10%
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    • Reward tied to a review rating my stay. Infact I would.like to be refund

    couldn't like anythink Hello I'm making a complaints on my stay I had no sleep I have Nat bites all up my arms the beds were rock hard and you had a couple have sex most of the time it was disgusting. or bed bugs I will not be rating my stay. Infact I would.like to be refunded the £122 be4 I take this any further

    United Kingdom
  2. Suspiciously short 132 words 20%
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    • Pressure to leave a review reviews better before staying. - staff

    Mattresses were clean and comfortable. Pretty good location I really should have read the negative reviews better before staying. - staff extremely rude and unhelpful - horrible uncomfortable pillows - bar was expensive, staff were rude and it had limited open hours. - Absolutely nowhere else to sit in the whole place besides the bar not even a bench to organise luggage in the lobby. So if the bar was shut you have to sit out on the street - bathrooms were small and got dirty quick - loud intrusive housekeeping staff came in early each day - rooms were cramped and crowded - huge groups of men on bucks or football trips made the place feel loud and unsafe. Repeatedly they were screamed at right outside our window by the manager.

    Australia
  3. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Fascinante

    Spain
  4. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Everything

    France
  5. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Location

    Kazakhstan
  6. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Posizione

    Italy
  7. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    部屋にカーテンがあればなお良かったと思います!

    Japan
  8. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Good

  9. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    綺麗な施設です。無料のウォーターサーバーがあります。

    Japan
  10. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    excellent

    Saudi Arabia
  11. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Tutto

    Italy
  12. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfetto

  13. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Tarif

    France
  14. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Amabilidad

    Peru
  15. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Si

    Mexico
  16. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    magnifique

    France
  17. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Goed

  18. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    床舖沒布簾

    Taiwan
  19. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excellent

  20. Suspiciously short 1 word 90%

    Good

    India
  21. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Wifi

    United Kingdom
  22. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Excelente!👌🏻

  23. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Perfect

  24. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    Атмосфера

    Netherlands
  25. Suspiciously short 1 word 100%

    清潔感もあり、スタッフも親切で、リッチも良かったです。ありがとうございました。

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Drip perks

🚲 Bicycle Hire

Facilities

🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🌿 Garden 🍺 Bar ☕ Cafe 🍳 Breakfast ♿ Ramps
Other facilities (34)
Luggage Storage 24 Hour Reception ATM Postal Service Housekeeping Internet Access Nightclub Board Games Foosball Wi-Fi Restaurant Meals Available Vending Machines Filtered Water Dispenser Hair Dryers For Hire Linen Included Towels Included Reading Light Hair Dryers Charging Plugs Key Card Access 24 Hour Security Safe Deposit Box CCTV in Common Areas Fire Extinguishers First Aid Kits Smoke Alarms Smoke Detector Common Room Elevator Free City Maps Free WiFi Free Luggage Storage Hot Showers

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