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Viseu · Portugal 2nd best in Viseu

HI Hostel Viseu - Pousada de Juventude

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,097 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1097 reviews $58 dorm · $82 priv View
Puero Guadal · Chile Best in Puero Guadal

La Lomita

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 163 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Medan · Indonesia 2nd best in Medan

K77 Guest House Medan

Punk Score
41% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 26 reviews
Cusco · Peru

Ukukus Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 479 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
479 reviews $9 dorm · $31 priv View
Sao Paulo · Brazil

Paradiso Bnb

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 247 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
247 reviews $18 dorm · $45 priv View
Himare · Albania

Mateo Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 118 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
118 reviews $20 dorm · $58 priv View
Santorini · Greece

Villa Agas

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,419 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Keflavik · Iceland Best in Keflavik

Start Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 4,476 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4476 reviews $104 dorm · $320 priv View
Da Nang · Vietnam

Tropical Dorm Hostel Da Nang by Haviland

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 479 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
479 reviews $20 dorm · $72 priv View
Jerico · Colombia 4th best in Jerico

Hotel El Despertar

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,268 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

The Mulberry Bangkok Khaosan Road

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 4,115 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ouarzazate · Morocco

Zaghro Hotel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 430 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hvar · Croatia

Hvar Centre Dorms

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 34 reviews
34 reviews $51 dorm · $160 priv View
Zadar · Croatia

Hostel Stadion Zadar

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
114 reviews $51 dorm · $121 priv View
Aljezur · Portugal 5th best in Aljezur

Amazigh Design Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 2,654 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2654 reviews $37 dorm · $129 priv View
Galle · Sri Lanka

Sanras Hotel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 82 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chiclayo · Peru Best in Chiclayo

BlancaWasi

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 37 reviews
Menton · France Best in Menton

Hotel Richelieu

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 265 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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