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Agrigento · Italy 3rd best in Agrigento

Arco Ubriaco

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 83 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
La Fortuna · Costa Rica

Brisas del Arenal

Punk Score
41% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 25 reviews
Porto · Portugal

Cats Hostel Porto

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 4,895 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4895 reviews $32 dorm · $111 priv View
Sawai Madhopur · India Best in Sawai Madhopur

Aditya Resort

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cologne · Germany 5th best in Cologne

MEININGER Köln West

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,193 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1193 reviews $31 dorm · $75 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

The Phoenix Hotel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 2,296 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Wicklow · Ireland 2nd best in Wicklow

Knockree Hostel (Hostelling International)

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 683 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
683 reviews $49 dorm · $120 priv View
Marrakech · Morocco

The Madrassa

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 355 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
355 reviews $7 dorm · $28 priv View
Gothenburg · Sweden 5th best in Gothenburg

Hostel Snoozemore

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 928 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
928 reviews $44 dorm · $57 priv View
Ronda · Spain

Hostal San Cayetano

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 2,842 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Arnhem · Netherlands Best in Arnhem

Stayokay Arnhem

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,709 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1709 reviews $37 dorm · $173 priv View
Copenhagen · Denmark 4th best in Copenhagen

Next House Copenhagen

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 53,028 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
53028 reviews $45 dorm · $247 priv View
Chicago · USA 3rd best in Chicago

Wrigley Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,606 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1606 reviews $37 dorm · $181 priv View
Singapore · Singapore

Cube Social Boutique Capsule Hotel @ Boat Quay

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,388 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1388 reviews $156 dorm · $274 priv View
Cervia · Italy Best in Cervia

Meet Hostel Cervia

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 670 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
670 reviews $33 dorm · $590 priv View
Rishikesh · India

Sonu Guesthouse

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 217 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
217 reviews $6 dorm · $24 priv View
San Jose · Costa Rica

Hostel Casa Colon

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 290 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nafplio · Greece Best in Nafplio

O Xenonas Ton Mylon

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 102 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Champlon · Belgium Best in Champlon

Auberge de Jeunesse de La-Roche-Champlon

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 539 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
539 reviews $39 dorm · $99 priv View
Rome · Italy

Sepulveda B&B

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 42 reviews
Stara Zagora · Bulgaria Best in Stara Zagora

Dorm BG Aparthotel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,360 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Brussels · Belgium

BX. Downtown - Brussels

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,486 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1486 reviews $56 dorm · $198 priv View
Koh Lanta · Thailand

Lemonade Boutique Inn

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 296 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
296 reviews $9 dorm · $17 priv View
Asuncion · Paraguay

Hostal Paradiso

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 481 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
481 reviews $5 dorm · $22 priv View
Santa Ana · El Salvador

Velvet Centro Historico

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 200 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Fez · Morocco

Hostel Speakeasy Fes

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 102 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
102 reviews $13 dorm · $25 priv View
Minca · Colombia

Hostal las Mariposas Minca

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 327 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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