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Rishikesh · India

Hop Inn Tapovan

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 172 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
172 reviews $8 dorm · $13 priv View
Chur · Switzerland Best in Chur

Bogentrakt

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 3,458 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3458 reviews $73 dorm · $149 priv View
Villa de Leyva · Colombia

Hotel San Miguel de la Villa

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 208 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Alanya · Turkey 2nd best in Alanya

Hostel A07

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 53 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Punta del Este · Uruguay

B&B Punta Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 783 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
783 reviews $14 dorm · $70 priv View
Pamplona · Spain

Residencia Universitaria Resa Los Abedules

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,838 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Galway · Ireland

Woodquay Hostel Galway City

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 4,102 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4102 reviews $31 dorm · $161 priv View
Naples · Italy

Serendipity

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 257 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sydney · Australia

Nomads Sydney

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 3,429 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3429 reviews $49 dorm · $106 priv View
Malaga · Spain

Barbatuke Eco-Homestel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
61 reviews $32 dorm · $64 priv View
Peniche · Portugal

Malacuna Peniche

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,040 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1040 reviews $26 dorm · $79 priv View
Santa Marta · Colombia

Color Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 1,063 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cha-Am · Thailand Best in Cha-Am

Thalay Cha-am by THA

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 160 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
160 reviews $10 dorm · $36 priv View
Pucon · Chile

Willhouse

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 606 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
annoying quiet hours 1 dumb strict rules 1 great view 1 patio on the roof 1 too much cigarette smoke, hard to get away from it 1
606 reviews $16 dorm · $37 priv View
Chachapoyas · Peru 5th best in Chachapoyas

Casona Del Rosario BackPackers

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 488 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Dallas · USA 2nd best in Dallas

Bishop Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 139 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
139 reviews $70 dorm · $122 priv View
Telluride · USA Best in Telluride

The Bivvi Hostel Telluride

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 255 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
255 reviews $66 dorm · $252 priv View
Chumphon · Thailand 3rd best in Chumphon

Naisang Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 422 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
422 reviews $15 dorm · $18 priv View
Cologne · Germany

a&o Köln Dom

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 67 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lucerne · Switzerland 4th best in Lucerne

Barabas Luzern

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 5,044 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
5044 reviews $70 dorm · $212 priv View
Machu Picchu · Peru

Don Andre

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 100 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
100 reviews $15 dorm · $42 priv View
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