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Senggigi Lombok · Indonesia 4th best in Senggigi Lombok

Container Hostel Senggigi

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 80 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Parnaiba · Brazil 2nd best in Parnaiba

Parnaiba Hostel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 437 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
437 reviews $15 dorm · $49 priv View
Leticia · Colombia

Reserva Natural Tucuchira

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 52 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
52 reviews $19 dorm · $27 priv View
Lausanne · Switzerland Best in Lausanne

Swiss Chocolate Hotel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 2,894 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Eco Inn

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 302 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
302 reviews $16 dorm · $35 priv View
Madrid · Spain

Hostal Los Alpes

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 1,191 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bar · Montenegro 3rd best in Bar

Villa Kovacevic

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 641 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Gothenburg · Sweden

WOW Apartments AB

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 1,669 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Miguel dos Milagres · Brazil Best in Sao Miguel dos Milagres

The Beach Hostel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 494 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mui Ne · Vietnam

Mui Ne Hills Budget Hotel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 284 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
284 reviews $6 dorm · $11 priv View
Johannesburg · South Africa 4th best in Johannesburg

Melville House

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 86 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
86 reviews $16 dorm · $47 priv View
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Slumber Party Chiang Mai

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 657 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
657 reviews $4 dorm · $21 priv View
Pisac · Peru

Aguaymanto Hostel Pisac

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
84 reviews $5 dorm · $17 priv View
Dubai · United Arab Emirates

Next'House - JBR Beach Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 136 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Islamabad · Pakistan 4th best in Islamabad

Grand Peace House II

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 224 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mendoza · Argentina

Chill Inn Mendoza

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 501 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
501 reviews $13 dorm · $36 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

19A Bangkok Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 217 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Monterrey · Mexico 4th best in Monterrey

La Casa del Barrio

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,065 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1065 reviews $22 dorm · $57 priv View
New Taipei Jiufen · Taiwan China Best in New Taipei Jiufen

On My Way JiuFen Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,138 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Siena · Italy

Albergo Tre Donzelle

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 765 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vancouver · Canada 5th best in Vancouver

YWCA Hotel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 2,885 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Otavalo · Ecuador

Hosteria Rose Cottage

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 80 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
80 reviews $15 dorm · $28 priv View
Madrid · Spain

THC Latina Hostal

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 205 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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