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Santa Ana · El Salvador

Mountain View Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
61 reviews $7 dorm · $14 priv View
Entebbe · Uganda 2nd best in Entebbe 5th best in Uganda

Elementis Entebbe

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 80 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
80 reviews $18 dorm · $88 priv View
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Insight Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 127 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
127 reviews $9 dorm · $20 priv View
San Gimignano · Italy Best in San Gimignano

Donna Nobile

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,210 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nakhon Si Thammarat · Thailand Best in Nakhon Si Thammarat

Norm Space

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 259 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
259 reviews $9 dorm · $14 priv View
Pattaya · Thailand

Asleep by Lantana

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 21 reviews
21 reviews $14 dorm · $27 priv View
Monteverde · Costa Rica

Hostel Cattleya

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 2,152 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2152 reviews $11 dorm · $20 priv View
Barranquilla · Colombia 4th best in Barranquilla

Lofts Mediterraneo

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 44 reviews
Paramaribo · Suriname 2nd best in Paramaribo 2nd best in Suriname

Studios Willem Anthonie

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 41 reviews
Piacenza · Italy Best in Piacenza

Ostello del Teatro

Punk Score
40% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 21 reviews
Bangkok · Thailand

Bed One Block Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 753 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cagliari · Italy

Kaliè Rooms Guest House

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 399 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cologne · Germany

a&o Köln Hauptbahnhof

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 56 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Darwin · Australia 3rd best in Darwin

The Cozy Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 273 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
273 reviews $36 dorm · $102 priv View
El Calafate · Argentina

El Puente

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 143 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Gyeong-ju · South Korea 4th best in Gyeong-ju

Han Jin Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 633 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
633 reviews $22 dorm · $28 priv View
Guatemala City · Guatemala

Tequila Sunrise

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 3,941 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3941 reviews $11 dorm · $29 priv View
Rotterdam · Netherlands 5th best in Rotterdam

King Kong Hostel Rotterdam

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 4,381 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4381 reviews $58 dorm · $175 priv View
Cusco · Peru

Flying Dog Hostel Cusco

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 271 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
271 reviews $7 dorm · $25 priv View
San Pedro La Laguna · Guatemala

Casas Las Cristalinas (Ideal para 4 a 5 personas)

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 101 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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