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San Salvador de Jujuy · Argentina 3rd best in San Salvador de Jujuy

Hostel Hornocal

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 220 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pai · Thailand

17Stories 2

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 266 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
266 reviews $11 dorm · $27 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Tuk Tuk Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 593 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Koh Samui · Thailand

The Mud

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 966 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hanoi · Vietnam

Tabalo Hostel Hanoi

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 949 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
949 reviews $80 dorm · $52 priv View
Prague · Czech Republic

Luma Terra Prague Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 4,029 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4029 reviews $39 dorm · $100 priv View
Lake District · England

YHA Ambleside

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,699 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1699 reviews $30 dorm · $58 priv View
Sintra · Portugal

WOT Sarrazola Soul

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,892 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Novo Airao · Brazil Best in Novo Airao

Local Hostel Novo Airao

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 232 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
232 reviews $19 dorm · $65 priv View
Caye Caulker · Belize 4th best in Caye Caulker

Popeyes Beach Resort Caye Caulker

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 394 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Seville · Spain

Triana Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 3,805 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3805 reviews $19 dorm · $48 priv View
Granada · Nicaragua

Laguna Beach Club

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 795 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hat Yai · Thailand 5th best in Hat Yai

Khoksametchun Hostel

Punk Score
38% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 46 reviews
Jodhpur · India

Govind Hotel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 855 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
855 reviews $4 dorm · $13 priv View
Pacific Harbour · Fiji Best in Pacific Harbour

Uprising Beach Resort

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 435 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
435 reviews $28 dorm · $97 priv View
Phuket · Thailand

Sleep at Phuket SHA+

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,324 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Green Gen Hotel Phuket

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 209 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
209 reviews $7 dorm · $37 priv View
Puerto Montt · Chile

Hostal Punto Austral

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ostrava · Czech Republic 2nd best in Ostrava

Hostel na Šalamouně

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 657 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Colombo · Sri Lanka

SeSaya Poshtel & Bistro

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 237 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
237 reviews $10 dorm · $47 priv View
Jaipur · India

goSTOPS Lite Jaipur

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 928 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
928 reviews $4 dorm · $112 priv View
Paraty · Brazil

Paraty Hostel - Casa do Rio

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 2,549 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2549 reviews $21 dorm · $63 priv View
Uvita · Costa Rica

Nomadic Surf Camp

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 117 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
117 reviews $10 dorm · $15 priv View
Trier · Germany Best in Trier

Constantin

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 2,445 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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