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Porto · Portugal

Supernova

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 2,765 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2765 reviews $15 dorm · $87 priv View
Sao Paulo · Brazil

Hostel Paulista

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 1,478 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1478 reviews $19 dorm · $50 priv View
Potosi · Bolivia 4th best in Potosi

Hotel Santa Teresa

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 120 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ouro Preto · Brazil

Escadaria Vila Rica Pousada & Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 123 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yogyakarta · Indonesia

Faire BNB Homestay

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 429 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
429 reviews $4 dorm · $9 priv View
El Paredon · Guatemala

Saya Coliving

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
78 reviews $20 dorm · $75 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

Hotel Plus Hostel TOKYO KAWASAKI

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 2,616 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lake District · England

YHA Eskdale

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 166 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
166 reviews $20 dorm · $74 priv View
Ferrara · Italy 2nd best in Ferrara

Downtown - Rooms

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 1,345 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bogota · Colombia

Villacandelaria Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 498 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Jodhpur · India

Karma homestay

Punk Score
37% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 49 reviews
Khao Lak · Thailand 4th best in Khao Lak

Theppahrak Hostel Khaolak

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 303 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Makad Rooftop Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 365 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
365 reviews $5 dorm · $15 priv View
Maia · Portugal Best in Maia

AirPorto Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 4,136 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4136 reviews $27 dorm · $54 priv View
Pristina · Kosovo

Newborn hostel priştina

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 127 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
127 reviews $9 dorm · $27 priv View
Hiriketiya · Sri Lanka

Costels Hiriketiya

Punk Score
39% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 39 reviews
39 reviews $8 dorm · $18 priv View
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