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Engelberg · Switzerland Best in Engelberg

Youth Hostel Engelberg

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 356 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
356 reviews $72 dorm · $289 priv View
Koh Samui · Thailand

Hi Samui Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 802 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
802 reviews $7 dorm · $19 priv View
Townsville · Australia 3rd best in Townsville

The Pier Pods

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 80 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Atom Phuket Hotel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 334 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Paredon · Guatemala

Arena Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 145 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
145 reviews $26 dorm · $76 priv View
Taganga · Colombia

Nirvana Hostel Taganga

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 555 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
555 reviews $16 dorm · $48 priv View
Hue · Vietnam

Asean Garden Homestay

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 266 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Paulo · Brazil

Reserva 69 Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 575 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
575 reviews $18 dorm · $47 priv View
Mazunte · Mexico

Casa Yoo Bigu Mazunte

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mussoorie · India

goSTOPS Mussoorie, Picture Palace

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,228 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1228 reviews $3 dorm · $16 priv View
Puno · Peru

Hostal Acuarius Puno

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 134 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
134 reviews $10 dorm · $14 priv View
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Satop Travelers

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 143 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
143 reviews $8 dorm · $12 priv View
La Quiaca · Argentina Best in La Quiaca

Hostel Copacabana

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 435 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lyon · France

Ho36 Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 3,473 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3473 reviews $29 dorm · $49 priv View
Bogota · Colombia

El Yarumo

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 304 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
304 reviews $20 dorm · $31 priv View
Jakarta · Indonesia 5th best in Jakarta

Konko Hostel Jakarta

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 3,019 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3019 reviews $8 dorm · $18 priv View
San Cristobal de las Casas · Mexico

Hostal El Nagual

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 120 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
120 reviews $7 dorm · $15 priv View
Playa Cocles Puerto Viejo Limon · Costa Rica Best in Playa Cocles Puerto Viejo Limon

Hotel Isla Inn

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 167 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nha Trang · Vietnam

Canary Nha Trang

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 419 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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