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Amsterdam · Netherlands

ClinkCoco

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 2,548 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2548 reviews $34 dorm · $120 priv View
Townsville · Australia 4th best in Townsville

Flinders St. Hostel - International Female Only

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 56 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Norn Yaowarat Hotel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 450 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
450 reviews $27 dorm · $85 priv View
Ha Long · Vietnam

Kim's Family Hotel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 141 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
141 reviews $4 dorm · $46 priv View
Hilo · USA 3rd best in Hilo

Hamakua Guesthouse

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 164 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
164 reviews $97 dorm · $27 priv View
Tbilisi · Georgia

Alcatraz Jail-Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 2,785 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2785 reviews $10 dorm · $29 priv View
Cabo Polonio · Uruguay 4th best in Cabo Polonio

Narakan

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 502 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Amira's House Cusco

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 285 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Florianopolis · Brazil

Barra Surf Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 451 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Algarrobo · Chile Best in Algarrobo

The Ocean Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 157 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
157 reviews $17 dorm · $44 priv View
Calgary · Canada Best in Calgary

HI Calgary City Centre

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 2,631 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2631 reviews $42 dorm · $254 priv View
Trujillo · Peru 2nd best in Trujillo

My Friend Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 58 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
58 reviews $10 dorm · $20 priv View
Santiago · Chile

Enjoy Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 192 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
192 reviews $16 dorm · $46 priv View
Havana · Cuba

Hostal Corazon del Mundo

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 56 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
56 reviews $5 dorm · $12 priv View
Puno · Peru

Hotel KAARO

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,653 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

Residencial Costa Do Sol

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,477 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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