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San Sebastian · Spain

Balea Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 1,205 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yangon · Myanmar Best in Yangon 3rd best in Myanmar

HOOD Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 371 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
371 reviews $15 dorm · $36 priv View
Lisbon · Portugal

Lisbon Calling

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 537 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Athens · Greece

Athens SmArt Shared Home

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 62 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
62 reviews $20 dorm · $41 priv View
Colombo · Sri Lanka

C1 Colombo Fort

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 4,626 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4626 reviews $14 dorm · $48 priv View
Nice · France

Hostel Pastoral

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 1,096 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Sebastian · Spain

Koisi Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 125 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Paris · France

FIAP Paris

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 4,133 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4133 reviews $69 dorm · $123 priv View
Christchurch · New Zealand 3rd best in Christchurch

Haka House Christchurch

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 1,938 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1938 reviews $27 dorm · $60 priv View
Tallinn · Estonia 5th best in Tallinn

Fat Margaret's

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 6,201 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
6201 reviews $27 dorm · $66 priv View
Anuradhapura · Sri Lanka

Hotel Shalini

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 73 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
73 reviews $9 dorm · $15 priv View
Dubai · United Arab Emirates

Homeland Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 76 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

Porto Riad

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 5,235 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Freiburg · Germany 2nd best in Freiburg

Black Forest Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 3,653 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3653 reviews $35 dorm · $85 priv View
Cusco · Peru

Qolmay Hostel Cusco

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 93 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Viana do Castelo · Portugal 2nd best in Viana do Castelo

Alex Point Guest House

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 481 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
La Spezia · Italy

LA PERGOLA with Private Parking

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 569 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

Hotel America Porto

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 3,755 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
New York · USA

New York Spirit Retreats

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 1,356 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Itacare · Brazil

Bananas Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 819 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
819 reviews $14 dorm · $31 priv View
Salvador · Brazil

Hostel Recanto da Paciencia

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 998 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
998 reviews $20 dorm · $57 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Silom Space Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 529 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
529 reviews $11 dorm · $35 priv View
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