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Santiago · Chile

Hostel La Moneda

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 521 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
521 reviews $16 dorm · $24 priv View
Rio de Janeiro · Brazil

Casa Aprazível 5

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
114 reviews $20 dorm · $67 priv View
Oudtshoorn · South Africa 2nd best in Oudtshoorn

Amber Lagoon

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 66 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
66 reviews $22 dorm · $55 priv View
San Salvador de Jujuy · Argentina 4th best in San Salvador de Jujuy

La Casona Del Norte

Punk Score
34% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 38 reviews
Puno · Peru

El Manzano

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 132 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
132 reviews $10 dorm · $18 priv View
Boquete · Panama

Hostal Gaia

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 456 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Istanbul · Turkey

Manu Startup House

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 837 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
837 reviews $18 dorm · $40 priv View
Shiraz · Iran 3rd best in Shiraz

BB Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 50 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Barranquilla · Colombia 5th best in Barranquilla

Hostal Malecón del Río

Punk Score
34% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 33 reviews
33 reviews $63 dorm · $28 priv View
Quito · Ecuador

La Rosario Hotel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 680 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
680 reviews $18 dorm · $18 priv View
Paris-Disneyland · France 2nd best in Paris-Disneyland

Eurohotel Paris Creteil

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 2,262 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Koh Rong Island · Cambodia

Tipsy Turtle

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 73 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
73 reviews $7 dorm · $20 priv View
Batumi · Georgia

Back2Me

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 874 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
874 reviews $15 dorm · $42 priv View
Taganga · Colombia

Sierraventura Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 335 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
335 reviews $12 dorm · $44 priv View
Cartagena · Colombia

KIM

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 1,549 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1549 reviews $12 dorm · $62 priv View
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