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New York · USA

The Local NYC

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 3,922 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3922 reviews $63 dorm · $134 priv View
Bucaramanga · Colombia

Casa De Pinos Hostal

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 187 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Antigua · Guatemala

Central Hostel Philos

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 375 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
375 reviews $15 dorm · $45 priv View
Beirut · Lebanon

Embassy Hotel Lebanon

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 369 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
369 reviews $15 dorm · $38 priv View
Ghent · Belgium 4th best in Ghent

Hotel Erasmus

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 1,645 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Quilotoa · Ecuador Best in Quilotoa

Chukirawa Hostal

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 425 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
425 reviews $13 dorm · $25 priv View
Malaga · Spain

Casita Lucero

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 371 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Dublin · Ireland 5th best in Dublin

Abigails Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 6,852 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
6852 reviews $31 dorm · $194 priv View
Portimao · Portugal 5th best in Portimao

Hostel CC Portimao

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 377 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Grindelwald · Switzerland 2nd best in Grindelwald

Eiger Lodge

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 2,412 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2412 reviews $78 dorm · $353 priv View
Samut Prakan · Thailand Best in Samut Prakan

Best Bed Suvarnabhumi Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 2,185 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2185 reviews $11 dorm · $14 priv View
Quito · Ecuador

El Patio Hostel Quito

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 481 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
481 reviews $10 dorm · $25 priv View
Drake Bay · Costa Rica

Corcovado Jungle Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 71 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
71 reviews $12 dorm · $25 priv View
Paraty · Brazil

Chill Inn Pousada Centro

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,290 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cordoba · Argentina

Morada Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 101 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
101 reviews $12 dorm · $38 priv View
Amsterdam · Netherlands

Dutchies Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 4,881 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4881 reviews $22 dorm · $244 priv View
Manila · Philippines

Dormitos- For Regular Stays

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 63 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Hostal Kuntur Cusco

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 94 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Miguel · El Salvador Best in San Miguel

Europa Guest House B&B

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 301 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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