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Malaga · Spain

Barbatuke Bed & Breakfast

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 93 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
93 reviews $40 dorm · $58 priv View
Koh Tao · Thailand

Lub d Koh Tao Tanote Bay

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 827 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Belfast · Northern Ireland 4th best in Belfast

Botanic Avenue Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 710 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Guayaquil · Ecuador

Dreamkapture Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 619 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
619 reviews $9 dorm · $22 priv View
Paris · France

SUB HOTEL

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 462 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
462 reviews $43 dorm · $130 priv View
London · England

Astor Kensington

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 2,934 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2934 reviews $17 dorm · $167 priv View
Sydney · Australia

Coogee Beach House

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 567 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
567 reviews $51 dorm · $162 priv View
Connemara · Ireland 2nd best in Connemara

Otter Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 213 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
213 reviews $51 dorm · $159 priv View
Valparaiso · Chile

La Casa del Puerto

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 104 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Dusseldorf · Germany 3rd best in Dusseldorf

TripInn Hotel Schumann

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 616 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kobe · Japan 3rd best in Kobe

Guesthouse Kobe Nadeshikoya

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 277 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
277 reviews $25 dorm · $37974 priv View
Huaraz · Peru

Hostal casa del montañista

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 301 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Los Angeles · USA

The Rumi

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,492 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1492 reviews $27 dorm · $74 priv View
Madrid · Spain

Far Home Atocha

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 2,062 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2062 reviews $22 dorm · $97 priv View
Yerevan · Armenia

Andor Hotel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,567 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1567 reviews $22 dorm · $78 priv View
Buenos Aires · Argentina

Voyage Recoleta Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,346 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1346 reviews $17 dorm · $61 priv View
Montpellier · France 3rd best in Montpellier

JOST Auberge de jeunesse Montpellier Centre Gare

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 2,834 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2834 reviews $55 dorm · $103 priv View
Te Anau · New Zealand 4th best in Te Anau

Manapouri Holiday Park

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 319 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
319 reviews $18 dorm · $35 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Ratchada 17 Place

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 766 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Goreme · Turkey

Seven Rock Cave

Punk Score
34% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 32 reviews
Latacunga · Ecuador 3rd best in Latacunga

Sendero de Volcanes

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 382 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Turku · Finland Best in Turku

Laivahostel S/S Bore

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 4,489 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Paraty · Brazil

Hostel Sereia do Mar

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 262 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
262 reviews $18 dorm · $52 priv View
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