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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

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Mallorca · Spain

Boutique Hostal Oriola

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 700 reviews
Newcastle upon Tyne · England

Copthorne Hotel Newcastle

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Cardiff · Wales Best in Cardiff

Manor Parc Hotel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Santarem · Portugal Best in Santarem

Verdi Santarém

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Salalah · Oman 4th best in Salalah

IntercityHotel Salalah

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 651 reviews
Punta del Este · Uruguay

ZAG Coliving Punta del este

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,105 reviews
Latacunga · Ecuador 3rd best in Latacunga

Tambopaxi Lodge

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 414 reviews
Thessaloniki · Greece 5th best in Thessaloniki

Pella

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 767 reviews
Pristina · Kosovo

Hostel Heimli

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 249 reviews
Madrid · Spain

Hostal Comercial

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 3,039 reviews
La Massana · Andorra 3rd best in La Massana 4th best in Andorra

Hotel Màgic La Massana by Nexta

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 653 reviews
Rio de Janeiro · Brazil

Aurora Hostel Rio

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 163 reviews
163 reviews $16 dorm · $55 priv View
Abu Dhabi · United Arab Emirates

Al Maha Arjaan by Rotana

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 3,457 reviews
Papetoai · French Polynesia 2nd best in Papetoai 5th best in French Polynesia

TEA TAHITI Holidays

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 366 reviews
Interlaken · Switzerland

Hotel Weisses Kreuz

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Gijon · Spain

Alda Pasaje

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Agrigento · Italy 2nd best in Agrigento

Agriturismo Passo dei Briganti

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Portimao · Portugal

Hotel Made Inn

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Salta · Argentina

Hostal El Cerrito

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Toledo · Spain

Eurico

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Salamanca · Spain

Emperatriz II

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Nerja · Spain

Los Arcos

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Mersin · Turkey 2nd best in Mersin

Forum Suite Otel

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews