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Ilha Grande · Brazil

CLH Suites Ilha Grande

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 314 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yerevan · Armenia

Tropica Inn

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 109 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
109 reviews $100 dorm · $200 priv View
Khao Lak · Thailand 5th best in Khao Lak

Seabox Khaolak Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 352 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Arraial do Cabo · Brazil

Massambaba Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 333 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
333 reviews $16 dorm · $36 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

Beagle Tokyo Hostel & Apartments

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 839 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
839 reviews $36 dorm · $165 priv View
Panama City · Panama

Magnolia Inn Casco Viejo

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 2,786 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Reggio Calabria · Italy 2nd best in Reggio Calabria

Malalbergo

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 863 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
863 reviews $53 dorm · $131 priv View
Aqaba · Jordan

Bedouins Inn

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 593 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rio de Janeiro · Brazil

Rio Vibes Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 224 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
224 reviews $19 dorm · $47 priv View
Sapa · Vietnam

Fansipan Terrace Cafe & Homestay

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 970 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
970 reviews $9 dorm · $19 priv View
Yogyakarta · Indonesia

The Capsule Malioboro

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 972 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mombasa · Kenya 2nd best in Mombasa

Akogo House

Punk Score
37% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 22 reviews
22 reviews $8 dorm · $22 priv View
Boston · USA 2nd best in Boston

Boston Homestel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 855 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
855 reviews $53 dorm · $116 priv View
Ponte de Lima · Portugal Best in Ponte de Lima

HI Ponte de Lima-Pousada de Juventude

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 1,395 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Bamba House Cusco

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 269 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
269 reviews $13 dorm · $27 priv View
Bilbao · Spain 3rd best in Bilbao

Micampus Bilbao

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 3,053 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lake Tekapo · New Zealand 2nd best in Lake Tekapo

Tailor Made Tekapo Accommodation

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 1,224 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1224 reviews $25 dorm · $152 priv View
Jaco · Costa Rica

Hostel De Haan

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 815 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
815 reviews $14 dorm · $36 priv View
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