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Pisac · Peru

Hotel Inti Qhawana

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 76 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cambridge · England 2nd best in Cambridge

YHA Cambridge

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 787 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
787 reviews $39 dorm · $52 priv View
Belgrade · Serbia

Hostel M

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 195 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
195 reviews $17 dorm · $29 priv View
Tashkent · Uzbekistan 3rd best in Tashkent

Topchan

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 97 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
97 reviews $6 dorm · $16 priv View
Sketchy reports 3 recent reports
Antigua · Guatemala

Impronta-Huella

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 141 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
141 reviews $9 dorm · $20 priv View
Toulon · France 3rd best in Toulon

Au Nouvel Hôtel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,778 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vigo · Spain 2nd best in Vigo

Residencia Universitaria Resa O Castro

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 332 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bacalar · Mexico

Local 2

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 170 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Chalten · Argentina

Complejo Don Joel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 166 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
166 reviews $9 dorm · $34 priv View
Bogota · Colombia

Arche Noah Boutique Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,100 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1100 reviews $14 dorm · $51 priv View
Negombo · Sri Lanka

Alexandra Family Villa

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lima · Peru

Passion Hostels Barranco

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 214 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
214 reviews $13 dorm · $43 priv View
Oslo · Norway 4th best in Oslo

Citybox Oslo

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 31,007 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
31007 reviews $168 priv View
Arequipa · Peru

qema Arequipa

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 264 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
264 reviews $14 dorm · $35 priv View
Penang · Malaysia

Pine Armenian

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 643 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Oslob · Philippines 5th best in Oslob

Oslob New Village Lodge

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 208 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Orange Walk · Belize Best in Orange Walk

The Mayan Garden

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 62 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
62 reviews $26 dorm · $85 priv View
Chania · Greece

Kydonia Rooms

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 362 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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