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Chamonix · France 5th best in Chamonix

Vert Lodge Chamonix

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 3,274 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3274 reviews $54 dorm · $120 priv View
Caye Caulker · Belize 5th best in Caye Caulker

Go Slow Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 359 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Krakow · Poland

Jordan Guest Rooms

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,253 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Panama City · Panama

Hotel Baluarte Boutique Panama

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 768 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bremen · Germany Best in Bremen

Townside Hostel Bremen

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,425 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1425 reviews $22 dorm · $55 priv View
Naples · Italy

Hotel Casanova

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 619 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Piraeus · Greece 2nd best in Piraeus

Piraeus Port Hotel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 2,623 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Trujillo · Peru 3rd best in Trujillo

Ugarte Street

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 134 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Banska Bystrica · Slovakia 2nd best in Banska Bystrica

Gran Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,280 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1280 reviews $25 dorm · $55 priv View
Jaco · Costa Rica

Encanto Del Mar Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 477 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tilcara · Argentina

Hostel Waira

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 207 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lanquin · Guatemala

Vinas Hotel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 363 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
363 reviews $19 dorm · $46 priv View
Evora · Portugal 3rd best in Evora

Hi Evora - Pousada de Juventude

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,644 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Aqaba · Jordan

Al Amer Hostel 2

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 247 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
247 reviews $13 dorm · $54 priv View
Antwerp · Belgium 3rd best in Antwerp

Hostel Pulcinella Antwerp Central

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,713 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1713 reviews $49 dorm · $113 priv View
Naples · Italy

Bed and Breakfast Portanova

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 506 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Fez · Morocco

Bleu Star Hostel

Punk Score
31% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 38 reviews
38 reviews $6 dorm · $22 priv View
Munich · Germany

Munich Central Camping

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 144 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
144 reviews $69 dorm · $69 priv View
Jodhpur · India

THC Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 872 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
872 reviews $7 dorm · $23 priv View
London · England

The Walrus Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 4,414 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4414 reviews $24 dorm · $175 priv View
Lauterbrunnen · Switzerland 2nd best in Lauterbrunnen

Camping Jungfrau Alpine Lodge

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 1,673 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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