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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

everything Everything ×
Blackpool · England

Holmeleigh Hotel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 386 reviews
Heredia · Costa Rica 2nd best in Heredia

Hotel Villa Zurqui

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,507 reviews
Barranquilla · Colombia

Hotel Majestic

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Mexico City · Mexico

Hotel El Senador

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Lagoa Santa · Brazil 2nd best in Lagoa Santa

Esuites Lagoa Santa

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Bacau · Romania 2nd best in Bacau

Hotel Bistrita

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Brighton · England 5th best in Brighton

The Lanes Hotel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Mannheim · Germany Best in Mannheim

Syte Boutique Hotel Mannheim

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Santander · Spain 5th best in Santander

Suite Home Sardinero

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
David City · Panama

Hotel Puerta del Sol

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
New Taipei Jiufen · Taiwan China Best in New Taipei Jiufen

Dosun B&B

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Maastricht · Netherlands 2nd best in Maastricht

easyHotel Maastricht City Centre

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Geneva · Switzerland

NH Geneva Airport Hotel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Obidos · Portugal 4th best in Obidos

Casa de S. Thiago de Obidos

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Los Angeles · Chile 3rd best in Los Angeles

Hostal Vivo Concepción

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Narvik · Norway Best in Narvik

Breidablikk Guesthouse

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Ribeirao Preto · Brazil

Hotel & Hostel San José

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Chiang Rai · Thailand

Baan Bua Guest House

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Frankfurt · Germany Best in Frankfurt

Living Hotel Frankfurt

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Sintra · Portugal

Sintra Bliss Hotel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews