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Medellin · Colombia

Hostal Abba

Punk Score
30% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 47 reviews
47 reviews $10 dorm · $28 priv View
Sliema · Malta 5th best in Sliema

The Maltese Sun

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 1,975 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tralee · Ireland Best in Tralee

Castle Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
Medium confidence 116 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
116 reviews $40 dorm · $99 priv View
Montanita · Ecuador

Kiwi Hostel Montanita

Punk Score
30% SHIT
Medium confidence 60 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
60 reviews $5 dorm · $23 priv View
Braga · Portugal 4th best in Braga

inBraga Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 714 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Istanbul · Turkey

Big Apple Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 1,415 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1415 reviews $17 dorm · $58 priv View
Villach · Austria 2nd best in Villach

Hostel Lovely rooms in the city center of Villach

Punk Score
30% SHIT
Medium confidence 75 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Newcastle upon Tyne · England 5th best in Newcastle upon Tyne

Albatross

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 2,786 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2786 reviews $50 dorm · $99 priv View
Zadar · Croatia

Tequila Bar Hostel

Punk Score
30% SHIT
High confidence 1,037 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sapa · Vietnam

Sapa TT Homestay

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 897 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Arequipa · Peru

Mango Hostel

Punk Score
28% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 45 reviews
45 reviews $7 dorm · $27 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Nidhra Boutique

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 552 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Trento · Italy 2nd best in Trento

Ostello Giovane Europa di Trento

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 1,677 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1677 reviews $32 dorm · $81 priv View
Okinawa · Japan

Grand Cabin Hotel Naha Oroku

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 3,787 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Koh Lanta · Thailand

Baan Ok

Punk Score
28% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 23 reviews
Hanoi · Vietnam

Victory Legend Hotel & Spa

Punk Score
27% SHIT
Medium confidence 254 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Espinal · Spain Best in Espinal

Hostal Haizea

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 1,542 reviews
≈54 possibly bought
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1542 reviews $21 dorm · $197 priv View
Porto · Portugal

Porto Automatic

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 1,630 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1630 reviews $18 dorm · $53 priv View
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