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Aguas Calientes · Peru 4th best in Aguas Calientes

Machu Picchu Guest House

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 877 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
877 reviews $19 dorm · $38 priv View
Uyuni · Bolivia 5th best in Uyuni

Chostel B&B

Punk Score
28% SHIT
Medium confidence 120 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Edinburgh · Scotland

Belford Hostel

Punk Score
28% SHIT
High confidence 1,846 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1846 reviews $32 dorm · $75 priv View
Johor Bahru · Malaysia 3rd best in Johor Bahru

Hashtag Capsule Hostel

Punk Score
28% SHIT
Medium confidence 136 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
136 reviews $23 dorm · $28 priv View
Nafplio · Greece 2nd best in Nafplio

Pension Acronafplia B & D

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 843 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Singapore · Singapore

Futura Boutique Hostel

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 700 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Seoul · South Korea

Bluedot Poshtel Seoul Myeongdong

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 1,239 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1239 reviews $23 dorm · $122 priv View
Belize City · Belize 4th best in Belize City

Casa De Shangrila

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 312 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
312 reviews $15 dorm · $65 priv View
Giza · Egypt 3rd best in Giza

Anubis Kingdom Pyramids

Punk Score
26% SHIT
Medium confidence 92 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Chalten · Argentina

Hostel Y Camping El Paredon

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 408 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
408 reviews $15 dorm · $68 priv View
Istanbul · Turkey

Seatanbul Hotel

Punk Score
26% SHIT
High confidence 3,548 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Christchurch · New Zealand

The Bealey Quarter

Punk Score
26% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 42 reviews
42 reviews $27 dorm · $80 priv View
Obidos · Portugal 2nd best in Obidos

Hostel Argonauta

Punk Score
26% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 35 reviews
Manila · Philippines

8Hostel

Punk Score
26% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 22 reviews
22 reviews $11 dorm · $17 priv View
Rishikesh · India

Shalom Backpackers Rishikesh

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 805 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
805 reviews $4 dorm · $15 priv View
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