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El Calafate · Argentina

Bla Guesthouse

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 1,253 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1253 reviews $17 dorm · $51 priv View
Madrid · Spain

Room Chueca

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 11,567 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
11567 reviews $19 dorm · $88 priv View
Da Lat · Vietnam

Ngan Pho Studio & Hotel

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 595 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Puerto Maldonado · Peru 5th best in Puerto Maldonado

Tambopata Hostel

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 926 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
926 reviews $12 dorm · $46 priv View
Sintra · Portugal

Happy Holiday Sintra

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 791 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Machu Picchu · Peru

Casa MachuPicchu Hostel

Punk Score
27% SHIT
Medium confidence 92 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
92 reviews $13 dorm · $35 priv View
Cartagena · Colombia

Casa Mama Waldy

Punk Score
27% SHIT
High confidence 1,370 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1370 reviews $15 dorm · $56 priv View
Yokohama · Japan Best in Yokohama

bnb+ Yokohama Motomachi

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 561 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bariloche · Argentina

Hostel Punto Patagonico Bariloche

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 117 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
117 reviews $17 dorm · $51 priv View
Hong Kong · Hong Kong China

Delta Lounge

Punk Score
31% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 21 reviews
21 reviews $27 dorm · $963 priv View
Machu Picchu · Peru

Hotel Machupicchu Adventure House

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 551 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Guanajuato · Mexico 5th best in Guanajuato

Hostal del Desterrado

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 120 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yerevan · Armenia

Yerevan Hostel Jan

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 104 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
104 reviews $20 dorm · $28 priv View
Buzios · Brazil

Guru Hostel Buzios

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 357 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
357 reviews $12 dorm · $53 priv View
Edinburgh · Scotland

The Hostel

Punk Score
24% SHIT
High confidence 2,578 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2578 reviews $67 dorm · $374 priv View
Hasselt · Belgium Best in Hasselt

Hostel H

Punk Score
24% SHIT
High confidence 713 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
713 reviews $49 dorm · $113 priv View
Melbourne · Australia

The Nunnery

Punk Score
24% SHIT
High confidence 1,122 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1122 reviews $21 dorm · $87 priv View
Ho Chi Minh · Vietnam

The Joy Hostel

Punk Score
24% SHIT
High confidence 833 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
833 reviews $7 dorm · $20 priv View
Paraty · Brazil

Leo's Clan Beach Hostel

Punk Score
24% SHIT
High confidence 1,001 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1001 reviews $16 dorm · $78 priv View
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