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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

everything Everything ×
Naples · Italy

Alloggio suite del Conte

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 1,224 reviews
Flensburg · Germany 2nd best in Flensburg

Ellen Hotel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,224 reviews
Tortuguero · Costa Rica

Aracari Garden Hostel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 478 reviews
478 reviews $15 dorm · $52 priv View
Mariefred · Sweden Best in Mariefred

Gripsholms BnB

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 470 reviews
Tokyo · Japan

bnb+Kanda Terrace Ogawamachi

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 485 reviews
Bogota · Colombia

Hotel Suite Centro Bogotá

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 558 reviews
Blois · France Best in Blois

Auberge de la Caillère

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 558 reviews
Madrid · Spain

Capsule Inn Madrid

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 2,744 reviews
Belgrade · Serbia

Villa Quantum Beograd

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 1,565 reviews
Villavicencio · Colombia

Hotel Royal Classy

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 183 reviews
Toronto · Canada

Life Suites Loft - CN Tower

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 473 reviews
Kovalam · India Best in Kovalam

Ganesh House Family Club

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Ushuaia · Argentina

Hostal del Bosque

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 474 reviews
Salvador · Brazil

Pousada São Francisco de Assis

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 475 reviews
475 reviews $18 dorm · $62 priv View
Joao Pessoa · Brazil

Pousada Tambaú Praia

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 475 reviews
Paracas · Peru

Hostel Killamoon Centro

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 460 reviews
460 reviews $13 dorm · $31 priv View
Alcala de Henares · Spain

Hostal Villa de Ajalvir

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 476 reviews
Merida · Mexico

Hotel Aventura

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 478 reviews
Mexico City · Mexico

HOTEL PARQUE VIA

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 478 reviews