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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

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Albufeira · Portugal

Smy Santa Eulalia Algarve

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Madrid · Spain

Hostal America

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 2,330 reviews
Albufeira · Portugal

Turial Old Town Ocean View

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Paracas · Peru

SGH Paracas

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 997 reviews
997 reviews $12 dorm · $40 priv View
Paris · France

Hotel Mirabeau Eiffel Paris

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 1,474 reviews
Cudillero · Spain 3rd best in Cudillero

Albergue Valle del Nonaya

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 770 reviews
San Miguel de Allende · Mexico

Hotel La Casona 30

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 529 reviews
Madrid · Spain

Hostal Abril Madrid

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 1,641 reviews
Biarritz · France

GARDEN - Utopy Hostel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 103 reviews
Salta · Argentina

Qaway Hostel

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 122 reviews
122 reviews $20 dorm · $50 priv View
Cachi · Argentina

La Merced Del Alto

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 530 reviews
Cordoba · Spain

GCL Patio de los naranjos

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 530 reviews
Bremen · Germany 4th best in Bremen

Pension Isabel I

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 530 reviews
Oberstdorf · Germany 2nd best in Oberstdorf

Ringhotel Nebelhornblick

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 530 reviews
San Cristobal de las Casas · Mexico

Hotel Palace Inn SCLC

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 777 reviews
Seoul · South Korea

Jongno Stay

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 142 reviews
142 reviews $37 dorm · $59 priv View
Aachen · Germany Best in Aachen

Haus am Hühnerdieb

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 531 reviews
Krakow · Poland

Krakow Old Town Guesthouse

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 533 reviews
Amman · Jordan

Golden Hotel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 211 reviews
Alghero · Italy 5th best in Alghero

Residenza Gli Eucalipti

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 782 reviews
Rionegro · Colombia

Letto Hostal

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 94 reviews
Hellesylt · Norway Best in Hellesylt

Hellesylt Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 535 reviews