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Hostels Destinations
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Augsburg · Germany Best in Augsburg

Jugendherberge Augsburg

Punk Score
22% SHIT
High confidence 774 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
774 reviews $44 dorm · $63 priv View
Jaipur · India

Tuk Tuk Backpackers

Punk Score
19% GODAWFUL
Medium confidence 241 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
241 reviews $11 dorm · $32 priv View
Lisbon · Portugal

Lisbon Core Bairro Alto Chiado

Punk Score
22% SHIT
Medium confidence 186 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Uyuni · Bolivia

Salcay Hotel

Punk Score
22% SHIT
High confidence 408 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Valencia · Spain

Cozy Nook

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
High confidence 394 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Lima · Peru

Hostel Rivendell Lima

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
Medium confidence 257 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Kamakura · Japan 5th best in Kamakura

BENCH

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
High confidence 364 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Porto Seguro · Brazil

Pousada Encanto do Porto

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
High confidence 733 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Mexico City · Mexico

Colmena Hotel CDMX Suites Roma

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
High confidence 414 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Oranjestad · Aruba 3rd best in Oranjestad 3rd best in Aruba

Aruba Harmony

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
Medium confidence 190 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
190 reviews $39 dorm · $39 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Collection O Khaosan Park

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
Medium confidence 139 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Warsaw · Poland

Old Town Kanonia Hostel and Apartments

Punk Score
18% GODAWFUL
High confidence 1,297 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
Ilha Grande · Brazil

Mata Virgem Pousada

Punk Score
19% GODAWFUL
Medium confidence 185 reviews
Seriously don't stay here please
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