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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

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Gunma · Japan 4th best in Gunma

Hotel Metropolitan Takasaki

Punk Score
47% SHIT
High confidence 598 reviews
Nicosia · Cyprus

Cleopatra Hotel

Punk Score
47% SHIT
High confidence 543 reviews
Kyrenia · Cyprus

Suluca Homes

Punk Score
47% SHIT
High confidence 367 reviews
Koh Samet · Thailand

Baan Mulan

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 278 reviews
Koh Samet · Thailand

Blue Moon Samed

Punk Score
47% SHIT
High confidence 506 reviews
Koh Samet · Thailand

Lazy Sandals

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 263 reviews
Parnu · Estonia

Austri Villa

Punk Score
44% SHIT
High confidence 336 reviews
Saitama Prefeture · Japan

Yono Daiichi Hotel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
High confidence 746 reviews
Canakkale · Turkey

Çanak Hotel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 203 reviews
Canakkale · Turkey

Buyuk Truva Hotel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 145 reviews
Mont Saint Michel · France

Hôtel - Restaurant Eugenie

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 249 reviews
Jyvaskyla · Finland 5th best in Jyvaskyla

Pramea Apartments Aallonharja 3

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 164 reviews
Jyvaskyla · Finland 5th best in Jyvaskyla

Time Apartments Ylistönmäki

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 173 reviews
Merida · Mexico

Merida Serviced Apartments

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 246 reviews
Villa General Belgrano · Argentina 2nd best in Villa General Belgrano

Chalet Suisse Posada & SPA - Adults only

Punk Score
43% SHIT
High confidence 348 reviews
Flensburg · Germany

Hotel am Fjord

Punk Score
49% SHIT
High confidence 409 reviews
Oslo · Norway

Thon Hotel Astoria

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Oslo · Norway

Scandic Holberg

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 275 reviews
Leuven · Belgium 3rd best in Leuven

Hotel The Lodge Heverlee

Punk Score
46% SHIT
High confidence 400 reviews