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ivan was backpacking and got tired of reading reviews so he built this whole thing

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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Ho Chi Minh · Vietnam

Cubicity De Tham

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 193 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Banyuwangi · Indonesia

Zzz Ijen Hostel

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 195 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
195 reviews $6 dorm · $41 priv View
Galapagos Islands · Ecuador 4th best in Galapagos Islands

Galapagos Dreams

Punk Score
59% SHIT
Medium confidence 270 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
270 reviews $23 dorm · $50 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Asok Montri Hostel

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 1,177 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1177 reviews $11 dorm · $23 priv View
Quarteira · Portugal Best in Quarteira

Dom Jose Beach Hotel

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 2,521 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto Alegre · Brazil Best in Porto Alegre

Nick Hostel Cidade Baixa

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 328 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
328 reviews $15 dorm · $20 priv View
Montegrino Valtravaglia · Italy Best in Montegrino Valtravaglia

Hotel Montegrino

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 773 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vang Vieng · Laos

Vang Vieng Garden Resort

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 80 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cangas · Spain Best in Cangas

Hostel Cangas Backpackers

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 74 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Thulusdhoo Island · Maldives 3rd best in Thulusdhoo Island

Batuta Maldives Inn

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 74 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Luis · Brazil 2nd best in Sao Luis

Hostel Mar

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 472 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Jardin · Colombia

Vista farallones hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 391 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
391 reviews $11 dorm · $22 priv View
Rome · Italy

Crossroad Hotel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 330 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pipa · Brazil

Pousada Toa Toa em Pipa

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 212 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sapzurro · Colombia Best in Sapzurro

Hilltop Sapzurro

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Perth · Australia 3rd best in Perth

Spin Off Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 254 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Guangzhou · China 2nd best in Guangzhou

Lazy Gaga Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 137 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
137 reviews $11 dorm · $26 priv View
Phu Quoc Island · Vietnam

City Center Rosa Hotel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 331 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Constanta · Romania Best in Constanta

Eol777 Hostel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 225 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
225 reviews $22 dorm · $55 priv View
Varanasi · India

Ganga Guest House

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 251 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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