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Cape Town · South Africa

Ashanti Lodge Gardens

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 464 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
464 reviews $25 dorm · $37 priv View
Isla Mujeres · Mexico 3rd best in Isla Mujeres

Nílu Isla Mujeres

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 4,791 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4791 reviews $20 dorm · $78 priv View
Santa Teresa · Costa Rica

Don Jon*s Lodge

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 191 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
191 reviews $80 dorm · $85 priv View
Ilha Grande · Brazil

Mahalo Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 917 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
917 reviews $16 dorm · $135 priv View
Santa Marta · Colombia

Hotel Sorrento Beach

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 477 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nazca · Peru 4th best in Nazca

Marlon's House Nazca

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 254 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cartagena · Colombia

Mucura Club Hotel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 747 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
747 reviews $52 dorm · $229 priv View
Blackpool · England Best in Blackpool

Seafront419

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 2,418 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Villa de Leyva · Colombia

Hotel Boutique Cenit

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 455 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Vang Vieng · Laos

Jasmine Vang Vieng Hotel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 604 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kuta Lombok · Indonesia

Join Homestay

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 123 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Crete · Greece 5th best in Crete

Socrates Hotel Malia Beach

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 123 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Saas-Fee · Switzerland Best in Saas-Fee

WellnessHostel4000 Youth Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 495 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
495 reviews $91 dorm · $187 priv View
Biarritz · France

Hotel/Hostel Saint Charles Biarritz

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 628 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Urgup · Turkey Best in Urgup

Harkasos Cave Hotel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 149 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Playa Tambor · Costa Rica Best in Playa Tambor

Fidelito Ranch & Lodge

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 103 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tokyo · Japan

Hotel Graphy Nezu

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 3,067 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sardoal · Portugal Best in Sardoal

Porto d'Abrigo - Alojamento local

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 459 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chiang Mai · Thailand

BOOK Design Hotel

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 743 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Flores · Guatemala

Hotel Casa Amelia

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 755 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phuket · Thailand

Midori Rawai

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 68 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
68 reviews $15 dorm · $46 priv View
Santorini · Greece

Stavros Villas

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 272 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pipa · Brazil

Matteo & Matteo Hostel Boutique

Punk Score
57% SHIT
Medium confidence 104 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Caucaica · Brazil Best in Caucaica

Pousada Ronco do Mar Cumbuco

Punk Score
57% SHIT
High confidence 462 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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