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Malaga · Spain

Hostal Don Joaquin Alora with kitchenette

Punk Score
52% SHIT
Medium confidence 256 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Galapagos Islands · Ecuador

Hostal Vista al Mar

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 877 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
877 reviews $20 dorm · $73 priv View
Chachapoyas · Peru 4th best in Chachapoyas

Kuelap Guest House

Punk Score
55% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 24 reviews
Rishikesh · India

Tulsi Ganga Hostel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 76 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ho Chi Minh · Vietnam

Pin Poshtel Saigon

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 95 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
95 reviews $9 dorm · $17 priv View
Pampanga · Philippines 2nd best in Pampanga

Sunday Hevea Hotel and Resort

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 516 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Amarante · Portugal Best in Amarante

Des Arts-GuestHouse

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 969 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
969 reviews $40 dorm · $74 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

168 Hostel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 174 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
174 reviews $13 dorm · $26 priv View
Phuket · Thailand

Borbaboom Poshtel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 538 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
538 reviews $16 dorm · $43 priv View
Koh Samui · Thailand

Baan Sukreep Resort

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 259 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phong Nha · Vietnam

Carambola Bungalow

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 918 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pereira · Colombia

Kolibri Coliving

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 327 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
327 reviews $18 dorm · $504 priv View
Rome · Italy

Aurelia 429 Fine Town House

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 623 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cat Ba Island · Vietnam

Viet Hoa Hotel & Residence Cat Ba - Rooftop Pool

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 64 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Imsouane · Morocco

Island Surf House

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 54 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
54 reviews $11 dorm · $29 priv View
Vienna · Austria

myNext - Hotel Rudy

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 4,918 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Davanagere · India Best in Davanagere

MySpace Kadison

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 118 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Encarnacion · Paraguay Best in Encarnacion

La casa de Pedro Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 222 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Saumur · France Best in Saumur

Moulin2Roues

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 222 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Brasov · Romania 4th best in Brasov

Conacul Ambient

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 581 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Grindelwald · Switzerland Best in Grindelwald

Grindelwald Youth Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 488 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
488 reviews $97 dorm · $359 priv View
Frankfurt · Germany Best in Frankfurt

Hotel Europa Life

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 5,279 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kajang · Malaysia Best in Kajang

Swing & Pillows @ Kajang

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bukhara · Uzbekistan

DENDI PLAZA

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Madalena do Pico · Portugal 2nd best in Madalena do Pico

Porto Velho Boutique Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 583 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
583 reviews $69 dorm · $154 priv View
Cusco · Peru

Terra House Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 84 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
84 reviews $10 dorm · $43 priv View
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