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Hostels Destinations
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Cartagena · Colombia

Hotel Alma del Mar

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 345 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Monteverde · Costa Rica

Manakin Lodge Monteverde

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 244 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Seaside OR · USA Best in Seaside OR

Seaside International Lodge & Hostel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
Medium confidence 168 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
168 reviews $58 dorm · $159 priv View
Granada · Spain

Hotel Arabeluj

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 3,429 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
London · England

International Students House Vauxhall

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 1,075 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Puerto Lumbreras · Spain Best in Puerto Lumbreras

Hostal HS Puerto Lumbreras

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 349 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rio de Janeiro · Brazil

Matianellu

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 391 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
391 reviews $24 dorm · $53 priv View
Phnom Penh · Cambodia

Monsoon Bassac Hotel

Punk Score
50% SHIT
High confidence 349 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Malaga · Spain

Residencia Universitaria Resa Campus Málaga

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,083 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Buritaca · Colombia

Hostal La Perla

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 92 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
92 reviews $15 dorm · $36 priv View
Sliema · Malta 3rd best in Sliema

Roma Hotel Malta

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,562 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Verona · Italy

B&B Alla Casa di Lucia

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 353 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Oaxaca · Mexico

Hostal Mixteco Nava Nandoo

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 278 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pirenopolis · Brazil Best in Pirenopolis

Casamatta Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 354 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ljubljana · Slovenia

Viva Rooms

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 927 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phnom Penh · Cambodia

The Mou Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,160 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rostock · Germany Best in Rostock

Blue Doors Hostel Altstadt

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 993 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Manila · Philippines

Cheese Hostel Manila

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 787 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
787 reviews $6 dorm · $21 priv View
Santa Marta · Colombia

Comfort House

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 354 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Saturnia · Italy Best in Saturnia

B&B Poggio Bertino

Punk Score
53% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nancy · France Best in Nancy

Hotel La Residence

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,097 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Da Lat · Vietnam

Redhouse Backpackers Hostel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 915 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Porto · Portugal

Porto Spot Hostel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 7,189 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
7189 reviews $26 dorm · $129 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

HOTEL GRAPHY SHIBUYA

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 3,048 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3048 reviews $39 dorm · $754 priv View
Tossa de Mar · Spain 2nd best in Tossa de Mar

L'illa Hotel

Punk Score
53% SHIT
High confidence 520 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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