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Mallorca · Spain

Residencial Suites Valldemossa

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 419 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bergamo · Italy 4th best in Bergamo

Bed and Breakfast Al Calicanto

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 156 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Playa Venao · Panama 3rd best in Playa Venao

El Sitio de Playa Venao

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 304 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Milan · Italy

Hotel Dateo

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 613 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
La Croix Valmer · France Best in La Croix Valmer

Hotel L'Orangeraie

Punk Score
47% SHIT
High confidence 409 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Flensburg · Germany 2nd best in Flensburg

Jugendherberge Flensburg

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 408 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
408 reviews $46 dorm · $86 priv View
Ruse · Bulgaria 2nd best in Ruse

The English Guesthouse

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yazd · Iran 4th best in Yazd

Firoozeh Traditional Hotel

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 141 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bogota · Colombia

Hotel Hostal Caps El Dorado

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 94 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Panama City · Panama

Hotel y Pension Corona

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 104 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Stein am Rhein · Switzerland Best in Stein am Rhein

Stein am Rhein Youth Hostel

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 216 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
216 reviews $64 dorm · $427 priv View
Assisi · Italy 2nd best in Assisi

Bed and Breakfast New Day

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 113 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pelvoux · France Best in Pelvoux

La Paille

Punk Score
46% SHIT
Medium confidence 214 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Compiegne · France Best in Compiegne

Hotel De Harlay

Punk Score
48% SHIT
High confidence 434 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Passau · Germany Best in Passau

HI Hostel Jugendherberge Passau

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 177 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
177 reviews $51 dorm · $120 priv View
Muang Ngoy · Laos 2nd best in Muang Ngoy

Riverview Bungalows & GH

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 424 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
424 reviews $5 dorm · $13 priv View
Carolina · Brazil Best in Carolina

Hostel e Camping da Cris

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 137 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
137 reviews $11 dorm · $19 priv View
El Calafate · Argentina

Aonikenk

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 120 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
120 reviews $11 dorm · $32 priv View
Oaxaca · Mexico

La Unidad Hostal

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 110 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Loerrach · Germany 2nd best in Loerrach

Hellmut-Wassmer-Jugendherberge Loerrach

Punk Score
49% SHIT
Medium confidence 293 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Oberstdorf · Germany Best in Oberstdorf

Jugendherberge Oberstdorf-Kornau

Punk Score
47% SHIT
Medium confidence 219 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
My Tho · Vietnam Best in My Tho

De Mekong Hostel, My Tho City

Punk Score
48% SHIT
Medium confidence 69 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Taichung · Taiwan China 2nd best in Taichung

T-Life Hostel

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 496 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
496 reviews $16 dorm · $26 priv View
Ipoh · Malaysia

Cute Hotel & Dorms Ipoh

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 1,185 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1185 reviews $9 dorm · $24 priv View
Valparaiso · Chile

Hostal Perro Watón

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 279 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
279 reviews $10 dorm · $21 priv View
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