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We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

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Lima · Peru

Ancestral Hostel Barranco

Punk Score
43% SHIT
High confidence 1,955 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1955 reviews $12 dorm · $43 priv View
Chamonix · France 4th best in Chamonix

Chamonix Lodge

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,806 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1806 reviews $88 dorm · $166 priv View
Arica · Chile 2nd best in Arica

Hostel La Posada De Gallo

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 525 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
525 reviews $12 dorm · $22 priv View
El Chalten · Argentina

Condor de los Andes

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 665 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
665 reviews $30 dorm · $91 priv View
Banff · Canada 5th best in Banff

HI Lake Louise

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 2,417 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2417 reviews $71 dorm · $201 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

The Silver Palm Wellness Resort

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,296 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Calafate · Argentina

La Casa del Viajero 2

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 319 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
319 reviews $10 dorm · $60 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Yaks House Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 770 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
770 reviews $16 dorm · $26 priv View
Medellin · Colombia

Hotel Boutique Laureles Medellin

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 432 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cartagena · Colombia

Hotel Patio de Getsemani

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 680 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Santa Marta · Colombia

Finca del Tayrona La Gordita

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 91 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Granada · Nicaragua

Casa Caracola

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 97 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chefchaouen · Morocco

Dar Hadra (Torre Hadra)

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 1,134 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cologne · Germany 4th best in Cologne

Cologne-Deutz Youth Hostel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 85 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lucknow · India 3rd best in Lucknow

Backpackers Den

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 135 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
135 reviews $9 dorm · $21 priv View
Rhodes · Greece 5th best in Rhodes

Mango Rooms

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 341 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pisa · Italy 3rd best in Pisa

Eliopoli Beach Hostel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 801 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
801 reviews $30 dorm · $161 priv View
Figueira da Foz · Portugal 3rd best in Figueira da Foz

Meeting Hostel

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 555 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
555 reviews $21 dorm · $35 priv View
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