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Pai · Thailand

XPai Guesthouse

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 438 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
438 reviews $14 dorm · $48 priv View
Mellieha · Malta Best in Mellieha

Gest

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 52 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mindo · Ecuador 3rd best in Mindo

La Casa de Cecilia

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 925 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
925 reviews $11 dorm · $20 priv View
Cusco · Peru

Don Andre House Cusco

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 163 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
163 reviews $11 dorm · $22 priv View
Isfahan · Iran

Ragrug Hostel

Punk Score
37% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 22 reviews
22 reviews $9 dorm · $21 priv View
Glencoe · Scotland Best in Glencoe

Glencoe Outdoor Centre Hostel

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 77 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bogota · Colombia

Ulucaho

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 608 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
608 reviews $16 dorm · $46 priv View
Ohrid · North Macedonia

Villa Saray

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 81 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Avignon · France Best in Avignon

Hotel Mignon

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 546 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pondicherry · India

Micasa Hostels Pondicherry

Punk Score
37% SHIT
Medium confidence 298 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cordoba · Spain 4th best in Cordoba

Patios del Orfebre

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 4,466 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Caviahue · Argentina Best in Caviahue

Hebes House

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 75 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Barcelona · Spain

Be Ramblas Hostel

Punk Score
44% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 24 reviews
Sarajevo · Bosnia And Herzegovina

One Love 2

Punk Score
44% SHIT
Medium confidence 152 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
152 reviews $40 dorm · $81 priv View
Koh Lipe · Thailand 5th best in Koh Lipe

Bloom Cafe & Hostel

Punk Score
44% SHIT
High confidence 1,243 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1243 reviews $14 dorm · $31 priv View
Da Nang · Vietnam

Tan Hoa Homestay

Punk Score
42% SHIT
Medium confidence 155 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Prague · Czech Republic

Hostel DownTown

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 3,632 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3632 reviews $25 dorm · $102 priv View
Ovar · Portugal Best in Ovar

HI Ovar – Pousada de Juventude

Punk Score
42% SHIT
High confidence 712 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
712 reviews $25 dorm · $67 priv View
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