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Hostels Destinations
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La Coruna · Spain 5th best in La Coruna

Residencia Universitaria Resa Siglo XXI

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 539 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mombasa · Kenya Best in Mombasa

TuliaHouse Backpackers

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 70 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
70 reviews $13 dorm · $35 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Lilit Bang Lumphu Hotel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 4,610 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4610 reviews $13 dorm · $56 priv View
Koh Tao · Thailand

Assava Dive Resort

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 998 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Copenhagen · Denmark 3rd best in Copenhagen 5th best in Denmark

Capsule Hotel - Copenhagen

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,525 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Popoyo · Nicaragua

Finca Popoyo

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 117 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
117 reviews $23 dorm · $92 priv View
Rome · Italy

Le Tare B&B

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 138 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Athens · Greece

Paloma

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 156 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
156 reviews $24 dorm · $56 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

Sakura Hotel Ikebukuro

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 4,046 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
4046 reviews $26 dorm · $63 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

Hotel CEN

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 2,166 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Hostal Tu Hogar

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 334 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Olympia · Greece Best in Olympia

Hotel Inomaos

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 584 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lauterbrunnen · Switzerland Best in Lauterbrunnen

Valley Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 5,524 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
5524 reviews $44 dorm · $208 priv View
Cusco · Peru

Hostal Comarca

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 206 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tallinn · Estonia 3rd best in Tallinn 5th best in Estonia

Capsule Hostels Tallinn

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,133 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hoi An · Vietnam

Ancient Garden Boutique Hoi An

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,719 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Luang Prabang · Laos

Villa Ouis Namkhan Riverside

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 947 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Monomer Hostel Bangkok

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 619 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
619 reviews $11 dorm · $36 priv View
Champery · Switzerland Best in Champery

Le Petit Baroudeur Backpacker Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 50 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
50 reviews $62 dorm · $170 priv View
Humahuaca · Argentina 2nd best in Humahuaca

Kamaq Hostel

Punk Score
41% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 43 reviews
43 reviews $13 dorm · $30 priv View
Cañas · Costa Rica Best in Cañas

Hotel Cañas S.A

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 262 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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