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Johannesburg · South Africa 5th best in Johannesburg

Accoustix Backpackers Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 118 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
118 reviews $14 dorm · $32 priv View
Bariloche · Argentina

Nina Hostel

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 873 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
873 reviews $27 dorm · $82 priv View
Palenque · Mexico 3rd best in Palenque

Kin Balam Cabañas

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,424 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1424 reviews $19 dorm · $41 priv View
Belgrade · Serbia

Premium Crown Suites

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 348 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lanquin · Guatemala 4th best in Lanquin

Guayaha

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 528 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Fethiye · Turkey 5th best in Fethiye

Oludeniz Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 64 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
64 reviews $23 dorm · $50 priv View
Kotor · Montenegro

Guesthouse STEP

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 528 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
528 reviews $42 dorm · $204 priv View
Vila do Conde · Portugal 4th best in Vila do Conde

Host Wise Arvore

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,240 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Nuku'alofa · Tonga Best in Nuku'alofa Best in Tonga

Toni's Guest House

Punk Score
38% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 30 reviews
30 reviews $25 dorm · $42 priv View
Bugibba · Malta Best in Bugibba

Maltese Cross Guesthouse

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bariloche · Argentina

Rodinia Hostel

Punk Score
38% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 36 reviews
Machu Picchu · Peru

Hostal Sinchiroca Machupicchu

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 62 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kuching · Malaysia 3rd best in Kuching

Woodpecker Lodge Kuching

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 226 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
226 reviews $10 dorm · $14 priv View
Praia do Forte · Brazil Best in Praia do Forte

HI Praia do Forte Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 1,136 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Prague · Czech Republic

MeetMe23

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 7,244 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rome · Italy

Residenza Laterano

Punk Score
40% SHIT
Medium confidence 61 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Panajachel · Guatemala

Casa Esperanza

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 694 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rotterdam · Netherlands

Sparks Hostel

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 3,418 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3418 reviews $37 dorm · $114 priv View
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