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Mirissa · Sri Lanka

Poppies Mirissa

Punk Score
37% SHIT
High confidence 400 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Namur · Belgium Best in Namur

Auberge de Jeunesse de Namur

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 931 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
931 reviews $40 dorm · $148 priv View
New Delhi · India

Hotel Hari Piorko Inn @2 Mins from New Delhi Rail

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 222 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Playa del Carmen · Mexico

Red Panda Hostal

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 215 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
215 reviews $12 dorm · $47 priv View
Ronda · Spain

Hostal Dona Carmen

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 986 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Colonia del Sacramento · Uruguay 2nd best in Colonia del Sacramento

Viajero Colonia Hostel

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 3,354 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3354 reviews $15 dorm · $51 priv View
Kasol · India

The Hosteller Kasol

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 453 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
453 reviews $5 dorm · $16 priv View
Merida · Mexico

Hostal 66

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 83 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ninh Binh · Vietnam

Ninh Binh Peaceful Retreat

Punk Score
36% SHIT
High confidence 659 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sydney · Australia

YHA Pittwater Eco

Punk Score
36% SHIT
Medium confidence 105 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
105 reviews $32 dorm · $112 priv View
Prague · Czech Republic

Hostel Orange

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 1,624 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1624 reviews $29 dorm · $126 priv View
Hue · Vietnam

Nice Hue Hotel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 160 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rotorua · New Zealand 4th best in Rotorua

Haka House Rotorua

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 196 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
196 reviews $18 dorm · $42 priv View
Leh · India

Ree Hostel

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 175 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
175 reviews $4 dorm · $17 priv View
Valparaiso · Chile

Casa Violeta Limon

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 396 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Olbia · Italy 2nd best in Olbia

Ciro's House

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 413 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cao Bang · Vietnam

Cao Bang Eco Bistro & Stay

Punk Score
41% SHIT
Medium confidence 66 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Morlaix · France Best in Morlaix

Auberge de Jeunesse de Morlaix

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 117 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tacna · Peru 2nd best in Tacna

Huara Hs

Punk Score
41% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 24 reviews
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