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A Boathouse

Simonstown · South Africa

A Boathouse

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 465 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Best in Simonstown

Warm banana bread, fresh omelettes and good coffee come with False Bay views; Boulders Beach is 20–25 minutes on foot, and the walk from town is uphill.

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A Boathouse is a boat-inspired Simon's Town guesthouse set high above the harbour, with sea-facing rooms and balcony or terrace views over False Bay. The nautical decor, creative furniture, and small-room feel make it more personal than a standard hotel, with a calm hilltop base for penguins, Cape Point, whale trips, and the town restaurants below. Breakfast is a real strength here: freshly prepared plates, hearty choices, good coffee, omelettes, and warm banana bread all fit the slow-morning thing. Amanda, Walter, Carmen, Carlos, and the team create a warm, hands-on place with local tips, restaurant ideas, upgrades when available, and small gestures like bubbles for celebrations or sherry in the room. Rooms are usually clean, comfortable, and designed around the view, with comfortable beds, balconies or outdoor seating in many setups, and parking close by. The location works best for travelers who want scenery and a quiet base more than a party hostel scene; the walk back from town is uphill, and Boulders Beach is around 20 to 25 minutes on foot.

Signals to check

  • Major nearby construction has affected peace, balconies, dust, access, and safety during early 2026; this may still matter until the work is finished. 3 mentions Last mentioned Mar 14, 2026
  • Bedrooms may not have air conditioning, so warm periods can feel stuffy even with a fan. 3 mentions Last mentioned Sep 8, 2025
  • At least one room has a toilet separated only by a curtain rather than a full bathroom door; check the room layout before booking. 3 mentions Last mentioned Feb 9, 2026
  • Bathrooms and finishes can feel due for refresh, and wind or thin walls may add noise. 3 mentions Last mentioned Mar 3, 2026
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Facilities

🏊 Swimming Pool 🍳 COOKER 🅿️ Parking 🅿️ Free Parking 🌅 Outdoor Terrace 🍳 Breakfast
Other facilities (19)
Airport Transfers Housekeeping Card Phones Reception (Limited Hours) Internet Access Book Exchange Cable TV Hot Showers Free City Maps Free WiFi Free Internet Access Late Check-out Towels Included Cots Available Reading Light Hair Dryers Safe Deposit Box Tea & Coffee Making Facilities Minibar