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Pai · Thailand

Pai River Jam Hostel & Campground

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 263 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
263 reviews $5 dorm · $15 priv View
Rishikesh · India

OLT Hostel Rishikesh

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 77 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
77 reviews $4 dorm · $10 priv View
Loch Ness · Scotland 4th best in Loch Ness

Morag's Lodge

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 2,179 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2179 reviews $50 dorm · $178 priv View
Panama City · Panama

Canova

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 2,140 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Salta · Argentina

Selina Salta

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,908 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1908 reviews $14 dorm · $52 priv View
Sapporo · Japan 4th best in Sapporo

Hotel + Hostel SAPPORO

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 534 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Fukuoka · Japan

Fukuoka Guesthouse SHIP

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 212 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
212 reviews $34 dorm · $186 priv View
Rome · Italy

Colosseo Rooms

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 184 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Managua · Nicaragua

Casa Montoco

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 452 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
452 reviews $20 dorm · $20 priv View
Manila · Philippines

Stay Malate (former Wanderers Guest House)

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 62 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
62 reviews $8 dorm · $15 priv View
Marrakech · Morocco

Fekhara Country Club

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 131 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
131 reviews $20 dorm · $46 priv View
Osaka · Japan

Hostel OGK

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 204 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
204 reviews $27 dorm · $165 priv View
Salta · Argentina

Casa Alvarado Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 63 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
63 reviews $5 dorm · $14 priv View
Johannesburg · South Africa

Marion Lodge

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 733 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Greymouth · New Zealand 3rd best in Greymouth

Duke Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,264 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1264 reviews $24 dorm · $46 priv View
El Bolson · Argentina

El Pueblito EcoHostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 78 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
78 reviews $11 dorm · $36 priv View
Da Nang · Vietnam

Sujet Hotel Da Nang

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 212 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
212 reviews $10 dorm · $29 priv View
Seville · Spain

Urban Cube Hostel Sevilla

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 2,751 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Fort William · Scotland

Chase The Wild Goose Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 1,220 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1220 reviews $95 dorm · $349 priv View
San Cristobal de las Casas · Mexico

Casa Arcoiris Hostel

Punk Score
38% SHIT
Medium confidence 126 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
126 reviews $10 dorm · $25 priv View
Montevideo · Uruguay 5th best in Montevideo

Casa Copada

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 624 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3 year mushroom man? 1
Sarajevo · Bosnia And Herzegovina

Hostel Ljubicica

Punk Score
38% SHIT
High confidence 438 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Riohacha · Colombia

Hostel Laguna Sala By FSL

Punk Score
39% SHIT
High confidence 2,377 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2377 reviews $15 dorm · $45 priv View
La Paz · Bolivia

Yati Hostal

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 232 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
232 reviews $5 dorm · $14 priv View
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