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Pai · Thailand

WanderHaus@Pai Hostel

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 652 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Taoyuan · Taiwan China 2nd best in Taoyuan

Economy Class Hostel

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 287 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Seoul · South Korea

OYO Hostel Myeongdong 2

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 581 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chachapoyas · Peru

Hostal Norte

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 90 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
90 reviews $5 dorm · $13 priv View
El Zonte · El Salvador 2nd best in El Zonte

Hostal Punta El Zonte

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 129 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
129 reviews $29 dorm · $65 priv View
Lanquin · Guatemala 5th best in Lanquin

Hostal Oasis

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 508 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
508 reviews $12 dorm · $30 priv View
Bucaramanga · Colombia

Zamia Hostel

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 516 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
516 reviews $18 dorm · $37 priv View
Arequipa · Peru

Maison Verte - Budget Edition

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 372 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cusco · Peru

Marlon's House Cusco

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 437 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
437 reviews $60 dorm · $30 priv View
Sao Paulo · Brazil

La Casa Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 207 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Santa Barbara · USA 3rd best in Santa Barbara

Social Stays

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 182 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pattaya · Thailand

Friends Station TukKom & Cafe

Punk Score
34% SHIT
Medium confidence 115 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
115 reviews $12 dorm · $19 priv View
La Paz · Bolivia

Milenio

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 389 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
389 reviews $13 dorm · $15 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

River View Residence

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,073 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Cairo · Egypt

Cairo House

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 58 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
58 reviews $5 dorm · $16 priv View
Nakai · Laos Best in Nakai

Nakai Resort

Punk Score
35% SHIT
High confidence 365 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
365 reviews $8 dorm · $15 priv View
Playa del Carmen · Mexico

Ocean Zen Suites on 5th Avenue - Adults Only

Punk Score
35% SHIT
Medium confidence 215 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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