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Prague · Czech Republic

Prague Retreat Boutique Hostel

Punk Score
34% SHIT
High confidence 1,531 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Shkoder · Albania

Traveler Hostel Rooftop

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 301 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kathmandu · Nepal

Hotel Green Orchid

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 409 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Liberia · Costa Rica 5th best in Liberia

Hostel Casa Mar

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 278 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
278 reviews $15 dorm · $20 priv View
Ronda · Spain

Hostal Virgen del Rocio

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 969 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tulum · Mexico

Casa Colonial Vintage

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 652 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lampang · Thailand 2nd best in Lampang

Memmoth Hostel In Lampang

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 202 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
202 reviews $9 dorm · $17 priv View
Koh Phangan · Thailand

Billabong Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 126 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Los Santos · Colombia Best in Los Santos

Juan Palitos

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 54 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
54 reviews $20 dorm · $83 priv View
Salvador · Brazil

Hostel Cristo da Barra

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 655 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
655 reviews $13 dorm · $34 priv View
Cali · Colombia

Sandalio Hostal B&B

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 740 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rio de Janeiro · Brazil

Ipanema Beach House

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 3,318 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3318 reviews $28 dorm · $91 priv View
Fortaleza · Brazil

Sonho de Iracema Hostel Boutique

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 1,246 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1246 reviews $28 dorm · $59 priv View
Ometepe Island · Nicaragua

Dragon's Garden

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 166 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
166 reviews $9 dorm · $25 priv View
Vitoria · Brazil 2nd best in Vitoria

Guanaaní Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 1,223 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1223 reviews $14 dorm · $40 priv View
Vila Nova de Famalicao · Portugal Best in Vila Nova de Famalicao

Hi!Go Hostel & Suites

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 498 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
498 reviews $35 dorm · $63 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Holy Hostel Sathorn

Punk Score
32% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 32 reviews
32 reviews $13 dorm · $55 priv View
Sao Luis · Brazil

Reviver Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 2,703 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2703 reviews $21 dorm · $45 priv View
Tokyo · Japan

&And Hostel Asakusa Kappabashi

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 1,196 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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