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Hostels Destinations
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Lausanne · Switzerland 2nd best in Lausanne

Hôtel Crystal

Punk Score
33% SHIT
Medium confidence 207 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Curitiba · Brazil

Gup Hostel

Punk Score
32% SHIT
High confidence 782 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
782 reviews $13 dorm · $27 priv View
New Plymouth · New Zealand 3rd best in New Plymouth

Egmont Eco Leisure Park

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 279 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
279 reviews $22 dorm · $21 priv View
Queretaro · Mexico 3rd best in Queretaro

Blue Bicycle House

Punk Score
32% SHIT
Medium confidence 139 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
139 reviews $14 dorm · $38 priv View
Paris · France

Hotel Madrigal

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 2,397 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
2397 reviews $73 dorm · $481 priv View
Izmir · Turkey

In House Hotel&Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
Medium confidence 262 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Odda · Norway Best in Odda

Trolltunga Camping

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 1,457 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Valparaiso · Chile

La Galería

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 1,551 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Warsaw · Poland

Chillout Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 3,959 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3959 reviews $24 dorm · $70 priv View
Lille · France 4th best in Lille

Eklo Lille

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 3,524 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
3524 reviews $36 dorm · $59 priv View
Salta · Argentina

La Felicite Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
Medium confidence 256 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
256 reviews $8 dorm · $30 priv View
Ljubljana · Slovenia

C-punkt

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 921 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hong Kong · Hong Kong China

Apple Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
Medium confidence 103 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Skopje · North Macedonia

M - Square Studios & Private rooms

Punk Score
33% SHIT
Medium confidence 189 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Coron · Philippines

Dayon Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 531 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
531 reviews $8 dorm · $19 priv View
Inverness · Scotland 4th best in Inverness

Inverness Youth Hostel

Punk Score
33% SHIT
High confidence 925 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
925 reviews $36 dorm · $100 priv View
Kathmandu · Nepal

Rambler Hostel

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 554 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
554 reviews $5 dorm · $12 priv View
Dubai · United Arab Emirates

Route 66

Punk Score
31% SHIT
Medium confidence 94 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Valencia · Spain

Room Valencia

Punk Score
31% SHIT
High confidence 5,182 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
5182 reviews $30 dorm · $132 priv View
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