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HostelPunk

Fair hostel rankings, backed by lots of data

We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

  • Vibe mathSocial fun from review signals, not brochure stars
  • Bug radarLast-30-day reports count loudest
  • Language mixReview languages vs city baseline
  • Sus filterPlant reviews and astroturf get sniffed out

Ranked by Punk Score

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El Penol · Colombia 4th best in El Penol

Casa Flotante La Trinidad

Punk Score
45% SHIT
Medium confidence 248 reviews
Rijeka · Croatia

Porto Marina apartments

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 403 reviews
Bauru · Brazil 4th best in Bauru

Hotel Saint Martin

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 439 reviews
Banff · Canada

Red Carpet Inn

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 425 reviews
Banff · Canada

Banff Caribou Lodge and Spa

Punk Score
45% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Nafplio · Greece

Δροσια 1

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 200 reviews
Recife · Brazil

Park Way Home Service

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 277 reviews
Aljezur · Portugal 5th best in Aljezur

Casa Alva

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Sliema · Malta

Marea Central Apartments

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 211 reviews
Porto Covo · Portugal 4th best in Porto Covo

Quartos Abelha

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 275 reviews
Mendoza · Argentina

Altos de Mendoza Suite

Punk Score
43% SHIT
Medium confidence 65 reviews
Vienna · Austria

Senator Hotel Vienna

Punk Score
44% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Bonn · Germany 3rd best in Bonn

IntercityHotel Bonn City

Punk Score
41% SHIT
High confidence 400 reviews
Estepona · Spain

Ona Club Bena Vista

Punk Score
40% SHIT
High confidence 350 reviews
Cebu · Philippines

Cebu Guest Inn

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 87 reviews
87 reviews $6 dorm · $11 priv View
Krabi · Thailand

No.7 Guesthouse

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 87 reviews
San Pedro · Belize 4th best in San Pedro

Hotel Royal Blue & Golf Cart Rental

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 194 reviews
Malpensa · Italy Best in Malpensa

Malpensa House

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 295 reviews
Fez · Morocco

Riad Anass Alouali

Punk Score
39% SHIT
Medium confidence 59 reviews
59 reviews $6 dorm · $17 priv View