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We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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Bangkok · Thailand

Siri Poshtel Bangkok

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 609 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Puerto Narino · Colombia 2nd best in Puerto Narino

Maloka napu-ecodestinos

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 161 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
161 reviews $19 dorm · $25 priv View
Maceio · Brazil Best in Maceio

Proxima Estacion Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 108 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
108 reviews $10 dorm · $22 priv View
Antigua · Guatemala

Posada Colonial El Buen Pastor

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 565 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Beppu Onsen Hot Spring Oita · Japan 2nd best in Beppu Onsen Hot Spring Oita

J-Hoppers Beppu Guesthouse

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 202 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
202 reviews $18 dorm · $49 priv View
Quito · Ecuador

Ukuku Hostel Quito

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 157 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Timber Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 521 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
521 reviews $12 dorm · $31 priv View
Pasto · Colombia 2nd best in Pasto

Otro Mundo

Punk Score
54% TINY SAMPLE
Low confidence 22 reviews
22 reviews $13 dorm · $27 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

Victory Park Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 285 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Pristina · Kosovo 4th best in Pristina

GOT Prishtina Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 837 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kathmandu · Nepal

Backyard Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 109 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Maragogi · Brazil Best in Maragogi

Maraga Beach Hostel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 1,751 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hermanus · South Africa 2nd best in Hermanus

Zzzone

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 340 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bogota · Colombia

Outlanders House

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 485 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Yogyakarta · Indonesia

The Packer Lodge Yogyakarta

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 832 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
832 reviews $8 dorm · $18 priv View
Puno · Peru

Urpi Wasi Backpackers

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 857 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
857 reviews $10 dorm · $23 priv View
Arequipa · Peru

Maison Verte Guest House

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 582 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Islamabad · Pakistan 3rd best in Islamabad 4th best in Pakistan

The City Lodge

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 210 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Valle de Anton · Panama 2nd best in El Valle de Anton

Blasina Valle de Antón

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 94 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
94 reviews $13 dorm · $40 priv View
Sitges · Spain 3rd best in Sitges

Hotel Cid

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 3,643 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Phra Nakhon Poshtel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 686 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Magnetic Island · Australia 4th best in Magnetic Island

CStay

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 89 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
89 reviews $35 dorm · $69 priv View
Paros · Greece 3rd best in Paros

Marisa Rooms

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 351 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lijiang · China 2nd best in Lijiang

Lijiang Desti Youth Park Hostel Shuhe Ancient Town

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 214 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
214 reviews $22 dorm · $75 priv View
Jose Ignacio · Uruguay Best in Jose Ignacio

Wanderlust Jose Ignacio

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 311 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
311 reviews $16 dorm · $72 priv View
Abu Dhabi · United Arab Emirates 4th best in Abu Dhabi

International Abu-Dhabi Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 701 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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