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We chew through review noise so you can spot the social ones, the sketchy ones, and the weirdly fake ones.

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Arequipa · Peru

Chikan Hotel Arequipa

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 262 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Phong Nha · Vietnam

Co Cuc Hotel

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 188 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
188 reviews $7 dorm · $18 priv View
Sarajevo · Bosnia And Herzegovina

One Love

Punk Score
58% SHIT
High confidence 1,070 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1070 reviews $17 dorm · $64 priv View
San Miguel de Tucuman · Argentina 3rd best in San Miguel de Tucuman

A la Gurda Hostel - Barrio Sur

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
114 reviews $9 dorm · $27 priv View
Oxford · New Zealand Best in Oxford

Oxford Queenette Backpackers

Punk Score
58% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
114 reviews $26 dorm · $39 priv View
Picos de Europa · Spain Best in Picos de Europa

Hotel Naranjo de Bulnes

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 983 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Sao Paulo · Brazil

Sp Hostel

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Villa de Leyva · Colombia

Estancia El Olivo Hostel

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Santorini · Greece

ViVa! Santorini Bnb

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 114 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Singapore · Singapore

ST Signature Bugis Middle

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 711 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Stokkseyri · Iceland Best in Stokkseyri

Fisherinn Hostel and Cultural Center

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 756 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Newcastle upon Tyne · England 2nd best in Newcastle upon Tyne

Grainger Hotel

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 801 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Varanasi · India

goSTOPS Lite Varanasi

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 1,243 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1243 reviews $26 dorm · $76 priv View
Siem Reap · Cambodia

Damnak Riverside Villa

Punk Score
51% SHIT
Medium confidence 137 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Tarapoto · Peru 4th best in Tarapoto

CasaBosque

Punk Score
51% SHIT
High confidence 324 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Monterey · USA Best in Monterey

Monterey Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 518 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
518 reviews $90 dorm · $267 priv View
Machu Picchu · Peru 2nd best in Machu Picchu

KASONA DEL INKA

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 510 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Rome · Italy

Colosseum Holidays - Three-Bedroom Apartment

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 325 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Lamezia Terme · Italy Best in Lamezia Terme

Piccolo Hotel LT

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 1,203 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Changsha · China Best in Changsha

Changsha Desti Youth Park Hostel Wuyi Square

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 162 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
162 reviews $8 dorm · $28 priv View
Panglao Island · Philippines

Red Picnic Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 747 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
747 reviews $11 dorm · $79 priv View
Llanca · Spain Best in Llanca

Costa Brava Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 539 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
539 reviews $40 dorm · $92 priv View
Bangkok · Thailand

HOMEY@SLEEPY-Don Mueang Airport Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 511 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Aguas Calientes · Peru Best in Aguas Calientes

Machupicchu Royal ByB

Punk Score
56% SHIT
Medium confidence 115 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Reykjavik · Iceland 3rd best in Reykjavik

Blue House B&B

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 771 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Bangkok · Thailand

Everyday Bangkok Hostel

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 1,473 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1473 reviews $12 dorm · $21 priv View
Malaga · Spain

Lagunillas St

Punk Score
56% SHIT
High confidence 993 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Krabi · Thailand

Thaksin Grand Home Hostel in krabi town

Punk Score
52% SHIT
Medium confidence 86 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
86 reviews $12 dorm · $14 priv View
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