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Essaouira · Morocco

Hotel Mechouar Plaza

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 2,162 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Sira Boutique

Punk Score
52% SHIT
Medium confidence 158 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Malacca · Malaysia 2nd best in Malacca

Desa Queenspark Hotel

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 158 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
El Calafate · Argentina

Lago Argentino Hostel

Punk Score
52% SHIT
High confidence 1,210 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1210 reviews $23 dorm · $65 priv View
Villa de Leyva · Colombia

Selina Villa de Leyva

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 539 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Mumbai · India

City Stay

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 53 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Milan · Italy

QUO Milano

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 5,253 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
rumor says it's good 1
5253 reviews $48 dorm · $339 priv View
Punta del Este · Uruguay 4th best in Punta del Este

Del Barcito Hostel and Suites

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 250 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
250 reviews $24 dorm · $49 priv View
Novska · Croatia Best in Novska

Hostel Suzzzy

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 159 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Salerno · Italy 2nd best in Salerno

B&B Portafortuna Lucky Charm

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 159 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Brezice · Slovenia Best in Brezice

Apartments Vinska Trta

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 159 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Ha Giang · Vietnam

Hong Hao Hostel and Motorbikes

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 752 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
752 reviews $5 dorm · $14 priv View
Chiang Mai · Thailand

Cozy Owls Chiang Mai

Punk Score
54% SHIT
Medium confidence 87 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
87 reviews $5 dorm · $21 priv View
Puerto Escondido · Mexico

Casa Daikiri

Punk Score
54% SHIT
High confidence 802 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
802 reviews $15 dorm · $63 priv View
Tarapoto · Peru 5th best in Tarapoto

Flor del Valle BackpackersHostel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 93 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
93 reviews $12 dorm · $16 priv View
Valparaiso · Chile

Hostal Casa Alegre

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 160 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Taganga · Colombia

Hostal Dumbira

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 190 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Kyoto · Japan

Chaganjutei

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 537 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Holbox Island · Mexico

Suites Corazon Mexicano

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 272 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
Hamburg · Germany Best in Hamburg

Jugendherberge Hamburg-Horner Rennbahn

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 1,061 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
1061 reviews $38 dorm · $237 priv View
Fresno · USA Best in Fresno

Good Manor

Punk Score
55% SHIT
Medium confidence 68 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
San Miguel de Allende · Mexico 5th best in San Miguel de Allende

Hotel Maria Bonita Petit Hotel

Punk Score
55% SHIT
High confidence 954 reviews
Could still be good with enough luck and social skills, but not inherently social
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